The truth serum

Sauroman is online
Emily is online

Emily: who's that for?

Sauroman: for whoever takes it...

Emily: oh gawd this is gonna get you some beating from Galadriel you know that ?

Sauroman: it's totally worth it TROLOLOL now go hide so we can see who takes it!

Emily: I have to go get Lindir!

Lindir: I'm already here!

Dwalin: oh I am terribly thirsty. I'll just drink this beer then..... Delicious!!!

Emily: I wanna ask him something!

Sauroman: go ahead!

Emily: what do you think of Clarissa?

Dwalin: she's the angel to my heart

Emily: that's super romantic and poetic

Lindir: tell me about it Dwalin what do you think of the dwarves?

Dwalin: the oakenshields are my favorite Bofur is funny Ori is cute like a puppy dori is like mother goose to Ori nori is the thief Bifur is cool Bombur is fun to do a eating contest with. Oin is generous because he heals my wounds Gloin is cool. Balin is my brother

Emily: tell us about the toilet expierence I

Dwalin: no

Emily: you have to

Dwalin: no

Emily: fine I'm taking your axe sharpeners then

Dwalin: must- resist- it was horrible and the dwarves had to push me up the tunnel since I couldn't swim. And it smelt like - well I'll just save that for all our sakes

Lindir: LOL

Emily: it's been awhile since we've had Galadriel slap anybody.....

Lindir: I'll call her

Sauroman: no I beg of you!

Galadriel: somebody say my name? Or slapping? Or more importantly Sauroman?

Emily: he gave Dwalin the truth serum and we need you to slap him as his punishment

Galadriel: good I didn't want my technique to go rusty *slaps Sauroman repeatedly * this is for giving Dwalin a potion this is for being an idiot and this is for good measure!

Sauroman: ow I'm sorry Jeeze!

Lindir: you should be

Emily: so how do we cure Dwalin?

Sauroman: there is no cure

Galadriel: *slaps Sauroman twice * that's for being an idiot.. What if we slap Dwalin back his senses again ?

Lindir: somebody is feeling violent today...

Emily: you don't say

Galadriel: would you guys like me to slap you?

Emily: NUH UH GURL NOBODY LAYS A HAND ON LINDIR!

Galadriel: I CAN BECAUSE IM A QUEEN !!!!

Emily: YEAH OF COOCKOO LAND!!!

Sauroman: lol this is too funny

Dwalin: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

Galadriel tries to slap me but misses as I dodge her attacks she then try's to stun me with her magic as I run hide jump etc. Galadriel hits a column where I am standing and it begins to crumble. Soon it is an area filled with dust.

Galadriel: oh no what have I done?????

Lindir: where is she??????

Galadriel: I don't know!! ??? *begins to sob*. I'm so sorry......

Fae: Out of my way people! WHERE IS MY HOLLA BUDDEH???

Emily: right here *stands behind them heroically*

Fae: HOLLA BUDDEH DONT YOU EVER DO THAT EVA AGAIN!!

Galadriel: I'm so sorry! I didn't think it would go that far!

Emily: it's ok I know it wasn't on purpose.

Lindir: *bear hugs * don't ever scare me like that ever again

Emily: you know I try not to *hugs for a good minute

Fangirls: WE SHIP IT!

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