Thrandruil is online
Legolas is online

Thrandruil: I love being fabulous... But I need something more.

Legolas: a hobby you mean.

Thrandruil: yes! Something that will make me and Itarilde more fabulous! I know! But I'll need an assistant!

Legolas: count me out for the time being

Thrandruil : fine I'll ask Elrond

At rivendell

Elrond: you want me to what?

Thrandruil: please! Try something new!

Elrond: ITS THE START OF SOMETHING NEW!

Thrandruil : *sings to Itarilde * IT FEELS SO RIGHT TO BE HERE WITH YOU!

Elrond: *sings to Naimia* AND NOW LOOKING IN YOUR EYES I FEEL IN MY HEARTTTT

Girls: THE START OF SOMETHING NEW!!!

Elrond: ok so now we've established we have an obsession of HSM and decided we're going to do this hobby how do we do it?

Itarilde: I'm here to teach you. And I'm going to be Thrandruils partner and Naimia you'll be with Elrond

Naimia: obviously

Itarilde: ok so this is how you do it! *does a bunch of twirls and steps to dancing to the samba* TA DAH!

Thrandruil: fabulous!!!

Itarilde: now let's try together!

After 3 hours of perfecting the samba routine

Thrandruil: I'm ready for my close up!

Elrond: lol aren't you always?

Thrandruil: let's get a stage and show all of middle earth!

Itarilde: FABULOUS!

The stage is set on the crisp autumn evening as middle earth and its FANGIRLS file into the stadium.

Emily: ladies and gentlemen welcome.... TO THE 74rh HUNGER GAMES! jk jk WELCOME TO THE SAMBA PERFORMANCE!!

Crowd goes wild

Emily: today in just three hours two fabulous couples learned how to samba! And tonight they will show you what they have learned! Please welcome Lord Elrond of Rivendell and King Thrandruil the King of Mirkwood!!!

Crowd: HOLLA!! *spreads glitter*

Elrond: Hello you may know me as Elrond of Rivendell but tonight as ELRONDO!! *says with a Spanish accent*

Thrandruil: *steps in front of Elrond* and I will be known as.... *says in a Spanish accent* EL MACHO!!!

Emily: lol! Very well then take your positions!

El Macho and Elrondo take there spots on opposite sides of the stage with a rose in there mouths. The music starts as the cartwheel to the center pose back to back and begin to spread glitter in a circle. After the glitter is spread they head down to the audience and take there lovers. Then they begin the dance doing intricate steps twirls and dips.

ELRONDO: Ready El Macho?

El macho : READY! UNO DOS TRES!!

Elrondo: la cucacracha! La cucacracha!

El macho: OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE!!

Elrondo : DORA DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORER

El macho: SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Elrondo: AW MAN! DORA THE EXPLORER!

El macho: WE DID IT WE DID IT YEAH WE DID IT!

Mariachi band plays

El macho: we learned how to samba in three hours yeah we did it we did it we did yeah we did it!

Elrondo: even though i fell a million times we did it we did it yeah we did it!

All: WE DID IT YEAH!

The stage rains down in glitter as they pose and the crowd goes wild

Elrondo: WE REALLY DID IT! HOLLA!