Emily is online
Merry is online

Merry: something is seriously wrong with pippin he's never acted this way before

Emily: what's wrong??

Merry: he's been in lala land staring off into space he's humming and Sherla keeps on demanding to see him and bangs on our door. And he's definitely not drunk.

Emily: I shall solve the case for you my friend! Legolas I need your assistance!!

Legolas: what are we doing?

Emily; were gonna stalk pippin!!

Merry: can I come??

Emily: yas

Pippin is by the river sitting giggling in a high pitch as he makes a crown out of daisies

Legolas: maybe he's high? On mushrooms?

Emily: excellent observation Watson

Legolas: my name is Legolas....

Emily: never mind ooh look sherlas here!! Let's go be the audience!!

Merry: I got the video camera!

Sherla: pippie wilppie!! Pippie wilpippie diopie!! Pay attention to me!!

Pippin: *sigh * yes sherly?

Emily: LOL this is gold!!

Sherla: why have you been avoiding me??? Don't you wuv me???

Pippin: well here's the thing it's time we separated I just dated you because you were pretty we have no sharing interests and you don't even like mushrooms! It's not me its you and my heart loves another...

Emily: woop there it is! Woop there it is!!

Sherla; WHAT????? WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE GORGEOUS THAN ME?????

Renni: hey pippin !! Guess what!! I brought you your favorite mushrooms!!

Pippin:*squeals* you didn't!!

Renni: oh but I did!!

Pippin: I made you this daisy crown

Renni: aww!!! Thanks!!

Sherla: excuse me?? Who are you???

Renni: *puts on shades* sup? I'm pippins hot elf girlfriend

Pippin: dang right she is!!!

Sherla: whatever I'm going to ask merry out he's hotter than you anyways...

Pippin: we're twins!! We're equally hot...

Legolas: his girlfriend looks so familiar....

Renni: come on pippin let's go steal corn from farmer maggot!!

Legolas: BREAK IT UP YOU TWO!!!

Renni: LEGOLAS??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????

Pippin: what she said

Emily: me and Legolas and merry were on a mission to figure out what was wrong with you pippin because you were acting weird so we stalked you....

Pippin: you saw all of that??

Emily: all on footage

Legolas: you treat my sister right or I will hunt you down got it?

Pippin: yessir

Legolas: welp our work here is done

Hey so that was for Renni_Unicorn I hope you like it!