Aurain Emily and Sauron are online

Aurain: we're taking you to the pet store!!

Emily: YAAS!!!

Sauron: whatever as long as I don't have to get a makeover again...

At the pet store

Aurain: look Sauron! It's a kitty! Hold the kitty!

Kitty hisses and scratches Saurons face

Sauron: AHHH BAD KITTY!

Emily: let's try a snake! Here you go!

Aurain: *screenshots* cha Ching!

Sauron: no not this!! Get this thing off me!!!

Aurain: ok... *tries to grab snake but super slippery as it some how managed to get down Saurons pants

Emily: LOL!!

Sauron : OMG GET IT OFF!! *runs into bathroom changes pants* better wats next?

Aurain: aww try this little doggy!

Sauron: that's not a little doggy..,,

German shepherd tackles Sauron as it licks nonstop

Sauron: IM DYING HELP ME!!!!

Emily: nope!

Aurain: well what about a parrot?

Sauron: yes sure

Aurain: this is scooby do the cockatoo say hello scooby!!!

Scooby: SQUAWK!!! THERE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGUARD!!! SQUAWK!!!! I AM NO MAN!!! SQUAWK!!!

Sauron: ugh I'm getting a terrible headache

Emily: what about a goldfish?

Sauron: sure YOLO *sees goldfish * oh thank MORDOR a silent pet... Your so cute!! Yes you are!!! I shall name you Sauron Bubbles jr and you shall be mine!!

Emily: Aww!! Ickle Sauron is grown soft!!!

Aurain: *screenshots and posts to Elfagram *

Sauron: I hate you all

Emily/Aurain we love you too!!

So thanks for reading! I really want to apologize to writingislikefood for not giving you any lines! I feel really bad so I hope this makes it up!