Operation YOLO 1

Keep note it's gonna get a little bit over pg
All the girls are on from the previous chat

Emily: would you like some red wine Gandalf?
Eruaistaniel: and some beer for sauroman?

Gandalf: sure lets get drunk Mellon
Sauroman: YOLO
Both drink the potion
Sauroman: I feel funny
Gandalf: same here my voice sounds so high!
Sauroman: why do I have the sudden urge to eat a billion boxes of chocolate?
Gandalf: why do u feel pain and why do I feel like I wanna cry for no reason?
Faelwyn : lol I think it's y'all's time of the month
Gandalf: what's that?!
Annathandriel: you'll expierence it for yourselves
Itarilde: trololol
Sauroman: *lets out a girly scream* IM DYING! I HAVE A DISEASE WHAT ARE THESE LUMPS ON MY CHEST ???
Gandalf: OMG I HAVE THEM TOO!
Sara: lol your body transformed like a woman's
Eruaistaniel: this means you have
Emily: boobs.... why don't you guys get some chocolate some ice cream and you guys can watch BOFA?
Sauroman: ok...

After the movie Itarilde is recording two sobbing drunk wizards
Sauroman:WAAAH NO THORIN NO DONT DIE!!
Gandalf: KILI WAS TO YOUNG TO DIE
SAUROMAN: I know and the ship had sailed for Kiliel!!
Sara: awkward
Gandalf: our life is over!
Sauroman: we don't know what life is anymore!!

After the potion wore off
Gandalf: oh thank god the tortures over
Sauroman: what is this pad thingy?
Emily: nothing you need nor want to know its time for our next operation

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