Galadriel is online
Emily is online

Emily: hey Galadriel I got you an iPhone!!

Galadriel: what is this sorcery??

Emily: it's not sorcery its technology its a way to communicate with others everyone else let me show you how to use it...

Galadriel: why does this device correct words for me?? I want to tell Haldir to get my crown cleaned not the cats greened!!

Emily: well you are just learning how to text....

Galadriel: this is ridiculous!!

Emily: let's just move on to Siri..

Galadriel: what's that?

Emily: it's basically your servant which you can tell it anything you want it to or ask it questions

Galadriel: demonstrate

Emily: thank you Siri for being my best friend

Siri: no need to thank me

Galadriel: Siri I want you to go slap Sauroman

Siri: I don't understand

Galadriel: I repeat I want you to slap Sauroman

Siri: I can't understand

Galadriel: I WANT YOU TO PHYSICALLY ATTACK SAYROMAN??? LISTEN THE FIRST TIME!!!

Siri: I cannot attack anyone physically I am wounded with your shouting

Galadriel: this device is a work of Sauron!!! I am going to slap Sauroman just for the heck of it.