This is for Bristarz

Legolas is online
Gollum is online

Legolas: alright I won the bet!

Gollum; *sighs* what shall I do?

Legolas: you have to let my father make you fabulous!

Thrandy: *bursts outta nowhere* did some one say...,.. *spreads glitter flips hair and poses* FABULOUS??

Legolas; are you up for giving someone a makeover?

Thrandy: son you should know that I'm always up to make someone fabulous!

Legolas: then give Gollum a makeover!

Thrandy: okay!

Tikvah: WOAH NOBODY TOUCHES MY HONEY! HE IS MINE MY OWN MY PRECIOUS!

Legolas: we're just giving him a makeover.....

Tikvah: if you hurt him I promise you I'll come after your elk!

Gollum: SAVES US!

Tikvah: I gotta go grocery shopping! I'll be back later!

Legolas: right first things first! Bath time!

Thrandy: come on let's dunk him! *dunks Gollum fully under water*

Legolas: *hums and scrubs* lalala

Thrandy: *dunks him again quickly and pulls him up*

Gollum: IT BURNS US!

Thrandy: Legolas hurry and scrub! He's being difficult!

Legolas: *quickly scrubs* rinse him off

Thrandy: *dunks him under and pulls him up* done. Now let's head to the dentist!

Gollum: I'm scared....

Legolas: with your teeth condition you should be

Legolas and Thrandy drag a wailing Gollum as they sit him down in the chair

Dentist: IN ALL OF MORDOR! I have never seen such dirty teeth!

Gollum: *gasps* HURTFUL!

Dentist: welp let's get to work then *starts drill*

Gollum: O_O

Five hours later Gollum has sparkling white teeth (well whatever he has left lol) he is bathed presentable.

Thrandy: *sheds tear* I'm so proud of my work!

Legolas/Dentist: you mean OUR WORK?

Thrandy: yeah yeah whatever but I'm the fabulous eleven king. Who is fabulously amazing at doing makeovers

Gollum: what's next?

Thrandy: we're gonna clean your nails!

Gollum: okay!

Thrandy/Legolas: I CALL HIS HANDS!

Thrandy: I called it first!

Legolas: did not!

Gollum: ENOUGH!

Thrandy/Legolas: O_o

Gollum: one of you get each one foot and one hand. Oh and make sure to add a foot massage to it.

Thrandy: on second thought I'll hire someone to do this work. I'm too fabulous

Gollum: aren't you always?

Thrandy: *flips hair* all the time

During foot massage

Gollum: I could get used to this.

Afterwards Gollum is standing on a cliff during the sunset awaiting Tikvah. She comes up galloping on her stallion and swinging epically off.

Gollum: hey

Tikvah: hey*kisses*

Gollum: do you like my new appearance?

Tikvah: I do but I prefer either appearance either way.

Gollum: awe your sweet! Love you! *hands rose*

Tikvah: and I you Gollum!

Gollum: so you wouldn't mind if I stayed muddy for days?

Tikvah: I mean yeah I guess but a bath a couple times a week would be nice......

Gollum: XD ok. Shall we ride off into the sunset my lady?

Tikvah: we shall

Both ride into the sunset.