Galadriel has a heart attack

Celeborn is online
Galadriel is online

Galadriel: I love YOU more!!!

Celeborn: I love youuuu most!

Emily: that was a tangled reference

Galadriel: yes it was. Well my sweet duckling I'm gonna sleep now but I will ring when I need you!

Celeborn: I'll always need you my oochie poochie Poo!!

Emily: this is just priceless!!!

Galadriel sleeps

Gollum is online

Gollum: we loves it the beautiful sweeet preciouuus lets gives it a smooches

Emily: Do it!! Do it!!

Gollum kisses Galadriel. And her eyes shoot wide open and she begins to scream.

Galadriel: EWWW EWWW EWWW GET AWAY YOU BEAST!!!

Gollum: we loves it!!

Galadriel: I AM A MARRIED WOMAN FOR EREBORS SAKE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! KILL IT!!!

Gollum: woah there precious calm your tits

Thorin: did someone say erebor

Smaug: did someone say kill? More importantly fire?

Celeborn: woochie poochie wats the matter?

Galadriel: this beast kissed me when I was sleeping!! I want it executed!! Put it on a stick!!!!

Celeborn:NOBODY MESSES WITH MY HUNNY BUNNY!!!! *snaps in a z formation* OFF TO THE DUGEONS!!

Gollum: ow ow ow!!

Galadriel: I have to go put germex a billion times and then do it with soap a billion times!!! Do you know how long that's gonna take????

Emily: too long

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