Frodo is online
Merry is online
Pippin is online
Sam is online

Frodo: you know what I'm thinking guys?

Merry: what?

Frodo: we're short

Pippin: we're hobbits... It's genetics

Sam: we can't really do anything about it...

Frodo: I wanna be tall like the others!

Merry: yeah! And they never take seriously!!

Pippin: I know! When are they gonna start treating us like adults?

Frodo and Sam: when you guys act like one

Sauroman is online

Sauroman: have no fear my friends I have found a cure ! It shall make you big and strong like arrogorn

Frodo: I'm in anyone wanna YOLO?

Merry and Pippin: we're in!

Sam: no don't do it!! What if it's a trick!!

Frodo: he's a wizard what could go wrong?

Sauroman: what he said

All three hobbits drink potion

Frodo: I feel funny

Merry: yeah woah I'm like super short!!

Pippin: we're toddlers!!

Frodo: OMG guys run away from Sammy!

Story mode
Frodo pippin and Merry all ran throughout the shire getting muddy from head to toe as Sam desperate tried to catch them barking and pleading orders for them to stop. Sam ran into Gandalf who agreed he would help.

Frodo: nananana you can't get us!!

Merry: yeah you can't your too slow!

Pippin: what he said

Gandalf: *deep wizard voice* FRODO BAGGINS GET YOUR TODDLER BUTT OVER HERE THIS INSTANT OR I WILL READ YOUR DIARY TO THE WHOLE FELLOWSHIP AND THE SHIRE!!!

Frodo: 0_0 ok

Merry: pippin let's rap for Gandalf!

Pippin: yeah ill beatbox!

Merry: Ganny frofanny danny canny bannany-

Gandalf: MERIDIOC BRANDYBUCK YOU GET HERE THIS INSTANT OR I WILL SELL YOUR FISHING POLE!!

Merry: 0_0 okay

Gandalf: FOOL OF A TOOK YOU GET HERE THIS INSTANT OR I WILL MAKE SURE THAT MUSHROOMS NEVER EXIST AGAIN!!

Pippin: O_o I'm coming

Gandalf: well now to make sure you don't run away again you'll be wearing these *puts on leashes* come now we must go get lady Galadriel on our way to see sauroman

Frodo: why do we need lady Galadriel?

Gandalf: to slap Sauroman of course!