Dumbledore vs Gandalf

Dumbledore is online
Emily is online
Gandalf is online

Dumbledore: so your Gandalf the White

Gandalf: so your Albus Dumbledore

Dumbledore: I am SOO much cooler than you are

Gandalf: you wanna go there?? *snaps in z formation*

Dumbledore: I already did. I am the principal of Hogwarts

Gandalf: so what if you made good grades and became the principal? I am the head of my order!

Dumbledore: I battled against Voldemort

Gandalf: yeah but you never exterminated him for good! A seventeen year old did it and how old are you?

Dumbledore: age doesn't matter!

Gandalf: I mean, voldemort was in your school for an entire year! How did you not know?

Dumbledore: we can fly on brooms!

Gandalf: we have elves! And a ring full of power!

Dumbledore: I had an epic death!

Gandalf: enough of this foolishness!! *puts on shades and flips hair* I am the best wizard all around because I am Gandalf the White, I am the head of my order, I saved many people's lives I have epic movie moment I am the most fabulous and majestic out of everyone and I can say YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!-

Dumbledore: wait didn't you die??

Gandalf: i decided to sacrifice my self for the fellowship by taking down the Balrog AND YES I DID AND I CAME BACK TO LIFE!!! BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!

Emily: I hereby decree that Gandalf is the best wizard all around!!

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