Thrandruil Leiphe Bard Smaug and Legolas are online
Dwalin Thorin Ori Bofut Fili and Kili are online

Thrandruil: hey guys sup?

Thorin: we're bored

Leiphe: let's argue about something stupid.

Bard: and cause another war sure why not.

Dwalin: did we tell you guys that we dwarves started a band?

Legolas: nope

Smaug: nada

Fili; we did it and freaking awesome

Kili: much more amazing than yours obviously.

Bofur: Burn baby burn!

Smaug: Did someone say burn?

Bofur: never mind.

Thrandruil: uh no you wanna go there? *snaps in a z formation we are obviously much more fabulous than you guys are! *flips hair*

Legolas: yeah totally *flips hair *

Leiphe: SWISSHHH *flips hair*

Emily: girls girls there's only one way to settle this. Through A BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!

Thorin: YOUR SO ON THRANNIE!

Thrandruil: BRING IT ON THORNNIE!!!!

Dwalin: HEY YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN! IN FLAMES!

Legolas: SAYS WHO, DWALLIE!

Dwalin: *sharpens axe* what did you call me?

Leiphe: WERE GONNA MAKE HISTORY PEOPLE! Come on guys lets go plan!

Bard: why am I even in this band?

Smaug: I'm here to be the mascot.

*thranduils band struts outta there*

Fili: WELL SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE!

Fae: DANG RIGHT YOU WILL FIWI!!