Emily is online
Bard is online
Emily: hey Bard
Bard : hey what's happening
Emily: I brought you a drink since you've been working all day
Bard: oh thanks!!

Bard drinks the potion as Sauroman laughing evilly in the background
Bard: I feel funny
Emily: oh no....
Sauroman is online: trololol

Bard: can I tell you something?
Emily: ok..
Bard: I'm in love with Tauriel
Emily: holy crap we gotta get you to Thrandruil party
Bard: why?
Emily: so you can confess your love for her
Bard: noooo she's already got Legolas and Kili on her tail now she won't want me
Emily: dude you tell her or I will
Bard: ..... Fine