One day on a fine spring morning Frodo Merry and pippin and Sam were playing in the river when a great light busted from the river bank. A figure shot up sky high and landed with a thud as the hobbits rushed to the figure.

Frodo: oh my goodness are you alright??

Loki: I'm fine you mortal. Don't touch me!

Pippin: someone's in a foul mood today...

Loki: shut it! Where am I?

Sam: your in the shire, how did you get here?

Loki: I was on my way to New York to dominate the world but I suppose this place will do.

Pippin: dominate the world? Who are you?

Loki: I'm am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with a glorious purpose!!!

Frodo: oh yeah your the dude from the avengers!

Loki: you noticed. Now Kneel!

Pippin: we're not your servants so go take your selfish behind somewhere else!

Merry: WOO YOU GO PIPPIN!

Loki: I said.... KNEEL!!

Frodo: I'm calling for help... *whistles*

Loki: that supposed to scare me?

Sam: it should.

Galadriel:*rides majestically on an eagle * what trouble are you in my dear hobbits?

Merry: there's a psycho in the shire!

Loki: *flips hair and smiles and struts to Galadriel * hey. I'm Loki of Asgard. And I think my glorious purpose is to be with you.

Galadriel: this all very funny and all but everyone knows I'm married.

Loki: haha very funny not anymore. Your mine! My own! My precious!

Galadriel: *kicks him in the groin* Don't mess with this queen

Loki: *gags* your still mine as you will be a queen of Asgard...

the next thing they knew all of the Hobbits Galadriel and Loki and all the fangirls bf were trapped in a very high prison.......

To be continued.....