Elladan is online
Lindir is online
Gollum is online

Elladan: where is Eruaistaniel????! I've been waiting for an hour and I didn't spend five hours on my hair for nothing!

Gollum: you and your brother....

Elladan: you wish you were as awesome as us...

Gollum: the point is that Tikvah and I were supposed to go swimming where we got married....

Lindir: and Emily and I were supposed to prank Sauroman!!!

Elladan: lol brilliant idea btw

Lindir: thanks! Oh looks text from Thranduil ! All of there girls are missing too! We must go to Gondor!!

Elladan: *charges on horseback*FOR NARNIA!!