Her dress in the media plus lots of glitter.

Tauriel sat in her room as she waited for Thranduil to show up.

Thranduil: whoooooos ready for a makeover?!

Tauriel: not meeeeeeeeee -_-

Thranduil: alright this will only take a few minutes! *pulls out pink sparkly wand*

Tauriel: I thought this was Galadriels job?

Thranduil: oh no she retired so I took over! Ready?

Tauriel:..... Sure.....

Thranduil: ALAKAZAM ALAKAZOO BIBBITI BOBBITI BOOO!

Glitter rained down on Tauriel as she transformed from her warrior clothes into the dress.

Thranduil: O_O I'm so proud of my work.

Legolas: is she ready?

Thranduil: wait! *puts on tiara* pretty as a princess in pink!

Tauriel: I hate pink -_-

Thranduil: stop being such a buzzkill! Enjoy yourself for once!

Legolas: O_O wow Tauriel... You look like a princess.

Tauriel: thanks. So who am I courting today?

Legolas: you can chose between Gollum Grima or Alfrid! I prepped them up myself!

The three men walk in wearing pink suits with glittery ties and glittery go go boots.

Tauriel: oh the valar! Why are we all covered in pink?

Legolas: well Tauriel since I won the tournament *smirks* I want this to be as memorable as possible.

Tauriel: I'm getting revenge just you wait! <_<

Legolas: so chose between the three uh bachelors

Tauriel: Alfrid looks decent......

Alfrid: come on my lady! I'll give you a tour of lake town!

They begin to row into the lake as Tauriel sits with her big poofy dress

Tauriel: this is.....

Alfrid: romantic right? *scoots over closer* *creepy smile*

Tauriel: well uh no not really maybe if we had some floating lanterns-

Smaug: *flying over* AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT AND ITS LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED

Alfrid; *stares creepily at Tauriel*

Tauriel: stop staring

Alfrid: your not very nice

Tauriel: and your beyond creepy. I'm getting out *tries to climb out*

Alfrid: *whacks her with an oar causing her to sit* your not going anywhere!

Tauriel: no your right. I'm not but you are! *grabs oar and whacks him*

Alfrid: girl oh no you didn't *whacks*

They continue to whack each other until finally Alfrid falls in. Exhausted Tauriel steered the boat back to mirkwood.

Back in mirkwood

Thranduil: soooooo how did it go?

Legolas: where's Alfrid?

Tauriel: it went horrible! I knocked Alfrid out with an oar.

Legolas: what if he drowns?

Tauriel; oh he's fine. He can swim..... I'm getting out of these clothes......

The end