Angel Cleonan and Lindir and Thranduil are on

Thranduil: how is that you stay fit so well and are able to eat as much chocolate as you want?

Lindir: well-

Angel: wait! It needs to be a commercial!

Cleonan: and I'll help too! I'll be the assistant!

After many hours of practice they got it down.

Lindir is facing against the camera and soon the lights dim and he whirls around.

Lindir: hello! I'm Lindir of Rivendell- Worlds best chocolate eater. *forrest Gump voice* my mamma said life is like a box of chocolates- you never know what your gonna get. *normal voice* and boy do I love chocolate! But a lot of people ask, how do you keep your figure and still eat as much chocolate as you want? Well I have a special secret.

Cleonan: *walks out in a white dress and holding a bottle on a tray*  it's the chocolate chocolate chocolate saver!

Lindir: that's right! *puts arm around waist* the CCC saver is certainly a lifesaver! It especially helps when your going to a party and you want to look your absolute best while indulging in life's delicate delicacies-

Cleonan: and it can save your relationships! *looks flirtatiously at Lindir*

Lindir: yes it can! *dips and kisses* get your free bottle today of middle earths finest Chocolate chocolate chocolate saver or your money back! This is Lindir

Cleonan: and Cleonan-

Both: OVER AND OUT!

This is for TheNerdFromTheHerd WitchDoctor21 😂😂