Angelica is online
Alexistaria is online
Haldir Lindir Thranduil Legolas Elladan and Elrond are online

Thranduil: *burst through doors* I am going to be even more fabulous than ever today!

Alexistaria: why is that oh fabulous one?

Thranduil: because dear sister you are going to help produce a hair commercial!

Alexistaria: can it be a musical??

Angelica: YAASS

Thranduil: oh I don't care as long as we use glitter and i look fabulous!

After many hours of practice they were ready.(I used parts of the song Hair by Lady Gaga) (expect sassy elves lol)

Haldir and Lindir are facing against the camera. They suddenly whirl around slowly and do slow mo hair flip.

Haldir/Lindir: oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Woah! (2x)

Elrond/Elladan:🎵🎵 *sassy hip shakin* I just wanna be myself and I want you to love me for who I am! I just wanna be myself And I just want you to know I am my hair!

All four of them: free as my hair hair hair hair ha-ir! (2x)

Legolas: 🎵*flips hair and sassily shakes hips* I just wanna be free. I just want to be me don't wanna change and I don't wanna be ashamed . I'm the spirit of my hair it's all the glory that I bare!

The lights dim and the fog machines start. The spotlight is on Thranduil. He begins to strut sassily down the path that the others made for him while spreading glitter.

Thranduil: I am my hair, I am my hair I am my hair (3x) It's all the glory that I bare! (2x) 🎵

They all strut to the back of the stage and whirl around while spreading glitter and doing a hair flip in sync

All: I am my hair🎵

The lights come up as Haldir and Lindir strut forward

Lindir: Congratulations! You just saw our music video!

Haldir: *shoves him out of the way smiles and twirls hair* want to show the world what all that you want to be with your hair? Well you need-

Elrond/Elladan: *strut up to the camera and shove them away* you need swish sleek and shine!

Legolas : *struts up* move it ladies let me show you how it's done! *twirls and spreads glitter* You will all want the real deal! Trust me, Swish Sleek and Shine has it all!

Thranduil: it certainly does! *shoves him out of the way* if you want to be fabulous like moi this is the product you need to buy! It is simple, sophisticated and elegant like me! It keeps your hair in tact in all weather conditions like snow, rain, or shine! Can't get enough of this product? Well your in luck! Because we have now released our Swish Sleek and Shine Spray! It's amazing when you don't have the time to wash your hair you can simply spray it! This my friends is the key to fabulous success!

All strut back whirl around spread glitter and flip hair

All: SWISSSHHHHHH

Alexistaria: and CUT! THAT WAS AWESOME!