Hey! So-

Legolas: *hops off elk* hey! So TheNerdFromTheHerd is writing 2 fanfics one is obviously about me. *flips hair* and the other-

Percy: is about me! *brings up a tidal wave*

So go read them! Vote comment and support! There both very good!

Legolas: *whispers* mines obviously better

Percy: is not!

Legolas: psssh go play with your water toys!

Percy; well why don't you go brush your hair!

Angel: girls girls we know your beautiful......

Legolas: NO I HAVE TO BE THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL!

Percy: NO I DO! I'm godly anyway!

Legolas: I'm the sexiest elf all around!

Angel: there's only one way to settle this. SELFIE BATTLE!

Legolas/ Percy : YAAS

Angel: alright so this is how it goes I have a phone on a selfie stick which is ridiculous but oh well. Anyway after the photos are taken the machine will decide. Ready?

Both: ready!

Angel: alright Legolas you first!

Legolas: *fabulously poses with elk*

Percy: *poses with wave*

Angel: alright the machine will decide.

Gandalf: smart phone smart phone on a stick! Who has the best profile pic?

Legolas: well who won?

Percy: go on tell us?

Gandalf: the winner is-

Thranduil: ME! *hops on elk spreads on glitter and gallops away*

Percy: ..... What just happened?

Legolas: WHAT! THAT MACHINE IS MAHOGANY!

Angel: your both equally beautiful....

The end