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Aura woke up in Lorien with a smile. She was getting hitched! The door busted open as a squealing Vili jumped on her bed

Vili: WAKE UP WAKE UP! ITS YOUR WEDDING DAY! DRINKS ALL AROUND! *hands martini*

Aura: thanks! *drinks martini*

They began the long process of getting ready. After a long morning Aura was ready. Vili rushed off to get ready while Aura waited for her escort.

Celeborn: my lady? Are you ready?

Aura nodded happily as the music played as they moved up the aisle slowly. Haldir could not take his eyes off of her. She was absolutely stunning.

They finally met at the altar where a priest stood

Sam: where's the priest?

Haldir: I ordered the priest online at www.priest.com! Isn't he great?

Sam: *looks at swagger priest* yeah....

Priest: wassup my homies?

Aura/Haldir: ?

Priest: so who's ready to get hitched?

Aura/Haldir: MEEEEEE

Priest: and now before we begin does anyone object-

Galadriel: I OBJECT! You can't let him marry you two! It needs to be done properly!

Priest: well why don't you show me how it's done then!

Galadriel: don't mind if I do! Haldir and Aura do you take eachother for better or worse. In sickness and in health, for richer or poor, in good times in bad?

Aura/Haldir: we do!

Galadriel: these rings are a symbol of love and matrimony. By putting these on you say that you will stay with eachother faithfully till the end of your days.

Aura/Haldir: *put rings on*

Galadriel: *with the wind whooshing and her all possessed* THEN BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME I PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAD AND WIFE! *non possessed* you may kiss the bride

Both kiss

Vili: HOLLAAAAAAA

the night was filled with dancing laughing talking and many more things. In the end they had a wonderful time!

The end