This idea was by TuesdayElevoraAddams

Thranduil: lalalala a day in the fabulous realm!

Angelica: heeey thrannie! You have to steal from Galadriel and Celeborn!

Thranduil: what do I have to steal? And who's idea was this?

Angelica: your sister. :D and a great idea too you have to steal whatever they can't survive without.

Thranduil: if I steal from her I'll have a psycho woman following me!

Angelica: too bad you have to.

Lindir: can I come too!

Thranduil: sure Watson!

Lindir: my name is Lindir.....

Thranduil: but for now you will be *british voice* Doctor John Watson and I shall be Sherlock Holmes.

Lindir: lets roll.

Thranduil: *pulls out pink sparkly guns*

Lindir: what the heck???

Thranduil: the others were so.... Blah and whenever I have a case, *hairflips and puts on shades* I always do it in style *struts towards the car*

At a sunny Lorien Galadriel is seen with a brownish golden staff . Extending her hand to the birds as she begins to hum. The birds start to walk forward as they begin to get on her arm. Then the psycho Galadriel takes the staff and tries to swat the birds causing them to squawk. And hide in fear.

Galadriel: UGH! Stupid birds!

She walks away to go to Haldir to complain of the problem.

Lindir: go grab it!

Thrandy and Lindir creep up to the staff as they grab it and walk away.

Lindir: hang on.... *sniffs and licks the staff* its chocolate and caramel!

Thranduil: what?

Lindir: the sticks made out of candy!

Thranduil:.... Really?

Lindir: yes! *eats some* this is the best chocolate I've ever tasted. Here! Eat some!

Thranduil: nonono! I must resist! I need to stay fabulous and keep my figure!

Lindir: mnhkay. I'm gonna eat some-

Thranduil: no! You can't! We have to bring it back to Angelica!

Lindir: look I'll take a picture to prove it that we stole it *takes pic* there we have evidence. Now you go steal Celeborns stuff and I'll wait here

Thranduil: with the stick? *raises eyebrows* alone?

Lindir: it will be in great hands.

Thranduil: mkay.

In Celeborns room there was another staff only it was a large lollipop with sprinkles and glitter and large pink bow

Thranduil: a lick a day keeps the doctor away. *licks* this is the best thing I've ever tasted.

Back in the spot with Lindir. He has eaten a quarter of the chocolate stick while Thranduil was halfway down.

Thranduil: Lindir! NOMNOMNOM! this is the best lollipop in the world!

Lindir: let me taste! *takes a huge bite.* YUMMY!

They sit there for an hour devouring the sweets when Galadriel stepped out.

Galadriel: I see you found my sweets. Well these aren't just any sweets-

With a puff of smoke Thranduil and Lindir appear to be quite large and the only way of moving is rolling.

Celeborn: there enchanted!!

The couple laugh evilly as they stand on the spot petrified.

Celeborn: *laugh evilly* run run as fast you can I'll catch you, I'm the psycho man!

Suddenly the TARDIS appears as the Doctor steps out

Doctor: have no fear! The doctor is here! Roll on in!

Thranduil and Lindir attempt to roll on in but are unable to fit in the TARDIS as the doctor and Rose have to push and pull. Finally they are able to disappear. They land in the shire where rose and the doctor push them both out.

Doctor: I sincerely hope that is not your original size....

Thranduil/Lindir: NO!

Rose: good. Because if it was you would need some serious help.

Doctor: now I suggest you roll away home-

Lindir: well why couldn't you drop us off at home?

Doctor: because you need the exercise. That's why.

Thranduil: ARE YOU SAYING IM FAT?!!

Lindir: we kinda are-

Thranduil: yeah I know *sigh*lets go.

They begin to roll down the hills as swiftly as they could to avoid publicity

Bilbo: good gracious! Is that the king of mirkwood and a servant of Rivendell?

Pippin: the road goes ever on and on-

Lindir: shut up pippin-_-

They finally made it back to mirkwood as they approach a giggling hysterically Angelica.

Angelica: you guys have fun?

Thranduil: we did what you asked- OMG WHO TOOK THAT PHOTO OF ME!

Angelica: Merry did. XD

Thranduil: as suspected. Well let's never speak of this again. Well say it's photoshopped....

Angelica: nope it won't work. A lot of people took pictures

Lindir:.... Dang it.

Angelica: *pulls out sweets* ... You guys want some? XD

both: NO!