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Vili Merry Fili Kili Thorin are online

Vili: uncle Thorin! Me and my boyfriend are here!

Thorin: so this is the hobbit.

Merry: *smiles* Hello Master Dwarf! Pleasure to meet you!

Thorin: PSHHHH your no good for my Vili.

Fili/Kili: BUT UNCLE!

Vili: THORIN!

Merry: oh....

Fili: uncle lets go talk for a moment.

Fili Kili Vili and Thorin are private chatting

Thorin: what is it?

Vili: HOW COULD YOU BE SO MEAN?? HES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

Fili: what she said.

Kili: it's true love!

Fili: I really ship this ship! DONT SINK THE SHIP UNCLE THORIN!

Thorin: fine I'll be polite...

Vili: you'd better

At dinner table.

Thorin: *mumbling* can't even sit properly at the table! Who does this hobbit think he is?

Merry: oh..😢

Vili: UNCLE THORIN! Would you quit! This is the love of my life and husband for crying out loud! You better accept him like people accept you! *throws pie*

Merry: 😉

Thorin: I WILL HAVE WAR! *throws food*

Fili: AHHHH*throws food*

Kili: FOR MERLI!!!! *throws food*

After a serious food fight Thorin was finally defeated

Thorin: okay! You won! Merry I am sorry for doubting you. You have a brave heart and if you make Vili happy then keep her happy. *hugs* I'm proud to call you family.

Fili/Kili: OUR SHIP LIVES!

*Merli kiss*

Fili: *wipes tear* it's such a beautiful ship...

Da end