Caesar and the Oakenshields are online

Caesar: welcome to round two! In this round the dwarves will say a number of pick up lines too see who can blush the hardest! Remember to vote at the end of next chapter!

Kili and Lais

Kili: hey gorgeous!

Lais: *blushes* hi.

Kili: do you live with Smaug? Cuz your hawt!

Lais: *blushes some more and looks at hands*

Fili and Aura

Fili: *deep low voice* hey. You come here often?

Aura: uh well.. *blushes*

Fili: you know what you look like?

Aura: ummmmm

Fili: like my next girlfriend darling. *hands flower*

Aura: *blushes even harder*

Thorin and Amathwen

Thorin; hey. Do you know what my shirts made of?

Amathwen: silk?....

Thorin: actually yes. But not the answer. no. Boyfriend material *wiggles eyebrows*

Amathwen: *blushes and hides behind hair*

Thorin: *twirls her around to face him* I think I lost my library card but can I check you out?

Amathwen: *blushes even harder* uh.... *swallows*

Caesar: Okay time for the elves!

Amathwen: *does sign of the cross*

Lindir and Annathandriel

Lindir: I must say Annathandriel you certainly are sweeter than any chocolate!

Annathandriel: thank you! *blushes*

Thrandy: *shimmies over to Livia* you got some friezzzzz with dat shake?

Livia: *blushes* don't do it

Thrandy: MA MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE ELVES TO THE YARD! DANG RIGHT ITS BETTER THAN YOURS! *old school dances*

Livia: *blushes even harder*

Legolas: *dances with Andromeda* you know what I was feeling off today but you definitely turned me on.

Andromeda: *freezes-* W-what? *blushes madly*

Caesar: so there you have it! Comment who had better pick up lines dwarves or elves!