Vivian_frombree2000

Vivian and Legolas are online

Legolas: ready to shoot awesomely like me?

Vivian: lets do it!

Legolas: so you pull here... And you aim there and you shoot it TA DA!

Vivian: pull here... Aim there... shoot it TA DA!

Legolas: your a natural! Let's aim at some targets!

They spend the next hour aiming at targets. Vivian was a natural to say the least.

Legolas: now let's go hunting!

Vivian: yay!

They head in the Mirkwood Forest where they find a white unicorn covered in sparkles.

Legolas: AWW WHAT A PRETTY UNICORN!

Vivian: dawwwwe!

Suddenly the unicorn starts puking rainbows and butterflies

Legolas: is that normal?

Vivian: no...its most unusual

Suddenly the unicorn begins to spout fire at Legolas and vivian

Legolas: KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIYAHHHHH!

Vivian: kills it

Thrandy: oh unicorn! Where are you??

Legolas: O_O

Vivian: your screwed! *shoves bow into Legolas's hands and hides.

Legolas: wait! *runs and drags her back*

Thrandy: MY PET UNICORN *sobs* what happened to it? And what's in your hand Legolas?

Vivian: *tosses weapons*  nothing! The unicorn passed out from exhaustion!

Legolas: yup! We gotta go bye! *drags Vivian*

Thrandy: they killed it didn't they? Oh well.. I'll  just get a new one