NEW YEARS

Lais Vivian Vili Luna Dailoth Primrose Erulasse Aura Amathwen are all online (if I forgot anyone let me know)

Lais: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Vivian: MAY WE SURVIVE IT ALL!

Primrose: WE CAN DO IT!

Vili: WOOT WOOT!

Luna: so what are we doing for New Years?

Dailoth: BONFIRE PARTY WITH THE DWARVES!

Erulasse: this is gonna be awesome!

Aura: totally!

Amathwen: LETS GO PARTAY!

At the party

Dwalin: I BROUGHT THE BOOZE DRINKS ALL AROUND!

Lais: WE SHOULD HAVE A DRINKING CONTEST!

Vili: BOYS VS GIRLS

Luna: THE ULTIMATE

Dailoth: DRINKING

Primrose: SHOWDOWN!

Aura: so here's how it's gonna work.  Vivian and Vili against Dwalin and Balin, Luna and Dailoth and Primrose versus Bofur and Ori and Dori, Fili and Kili against Lais and Aura and last but not least Thorin and Bifur versus Erulasse and Amathwen.

Amathwen: LET THE 76 DRINKING GAMES BEGIN!!!!!

Erulasse: the last team standing takes the crown!

Vivian and Vili

Dwalin: YOUR GOING DOWN!

Vivian: YEAH DOWN IN HISTORY!

Vili: BURN BABY BURN!

Balin: *sigh* I'm too old for this

Both drink

Balin: ooh look stars *passes out*

Dwalin: *smirks* old man can't hold his ale.

Vivian: SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT

Vili: EVERYBODEH

Dwalin: *misplaces a step and falls in mud* WHAT THIS IS MAHOGANY I WANT A REMATCH!

Vili/Vivian: WE WONNN!

Luna Dailoth and Primrose

Crowd: SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT EVERYBODEH!

Primrose: I don't feel so good... *passes out*

Dori: do we have to keep- *passes out*

Dailoth: drinking? Uhhhhhhh *sways and passes out*

Bofur: well lads and lasses.... It certainly has been swell *sways* *passes out*

Luna: *chugs*

Ori: *chugs*

Luna: give up? *smirks*

Ori: I could do this all day! *chugs*

Ten minutes later

Luna: I don't feel so good. *sways*

Ori: I just have to stand *sways* then I can win

Luna: *sways*

Ori: *sways*

Luna: *sways and is very close to falling*

Ori: *sways and falls and passes out*

Luna: HUZZAH! *passes out

Lais and Aura

Fili: Fili!

Kili: and Kili!

Both: at your service!

Lais: Lais!

Aura: and Aura!

Both: at your service!

Fili: there is only one way to settle this!

Kili: SHOTS!

Lais: *chugs*

Aura: *chugs*

Oakenshield: *chugs*

Fili: I'm falling catch me Kili! *drunk*

Kili: *gets knocked over by Fili and sleeping*

Lais: LIKE A BOSS!

Amathwen and Erulasse. (Last one)

Erulasse: alright twinsie we can do this!

Amathwen: yes we can!

Thorin: your going down! *smirks*

Amathwen: *smirks* loser has to do dishes for a full week?

Thorin: deal.

Bifur: enough with the chitchat! LETS DRINK!

Erulasse: *pulls out brandy* we drink with this. It's Smaugs very own fire brandy!

Amathwen: are we gonna die?

Erulasse: who knows! Think of this as a great way to start the new year! *pops open bottle* Shall we?

Thorin: first team to fall loses

Girls: deal!

They each pour eachother a glass and take a big gulp.

Thorin: *breathes fire* *whispers* I FEEL LIKE A DRAGOOONNN

Bifur: *wheezes and coughs* me toooo!

Erulasse: OOH AMATHWEN TAKE PICS!

Amathwen: OKAY!

Erulasse: *blows fire* WOOOWEEEE THAT IS SOME STRONG BRANDY!

Amathwen: *coughs* I'm too hot! Hot dang! Call a police and a fireman! *breathes fire*

Thorin: IM DYING! *breathes fire* OR IM TURNING INTO A DRAGON!

Bifur: *coughs and wheezes* I can't last much longer!

Thorin: I feel dizzy..

Girls: me too.... *sway*

Boys: *sway* *pass out*

Girls: WE WON WE WON WE SURVIVED SMAUGS BRANDY! SELFIEEEEE! *takes selfie*

Gandalf: alright I'm here with the fireworks! It's almost midnight! Let's do this!

Merry: *whispers* come on Pip lets get attached to that Rocket so we can go sky high!

Pippin: YAAS

Both get attached and are waiting

Gandalf: appears in pirate costume and uses pirate voice* ARE YA READY KIDS??!

Everyone: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Merry: I don't like this

Pippin: this was a bad idea

Gandalf: I CANT HERE YOUU! I SAID ARE YA READY KIDS!

Everyone: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Lais: NINE

Vivian: EIGHT

Vili: SEVEN

LUNA: SIX

DAILOTH: FIVE

PRIMROSE: FOUR

AURA: THREE

ERULASSE: TWO

AMATHWEN: ONEEEE!

Everyone:HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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