Gollum and Anna are online

Anna: I WANT MY MOMMY!

Gollum: it's time for bed now! Lay down there-

Anna: this is a pile of fish bones!

Gollum: I find it quite comfy!

Anna: no I can't go to sleep yet! I want a pillow, a blanket, my teddy bear, and my unicorn.

Gollum: AMATHWEN!

Amathwen: yep?

Gollum: help please?

Amathwen: why do you have a child??? You didn't-

Gollum: NO!

Amathwen: then who is she?

Gollum: my sisters kid.

Amathwen: YOU HAVE A SIS? I really don't see the resemblance......

Gollum; she's adopted..

Amathwen: ...right.... Ok so here's the stuff. *gets Anna snuggled in*

Anna: are you my mommy? And you my daddy? *yawns*

Amathwen: no Hun *blushes* were just friends of your sisters...

Anna: Gollum?

Gollum: yeah?

Anna: sing me a song? *puppy eyes*

Gollum: uhhhh O-O

Anna: *gollum voice* DOOOO ITTTT!

Amathwen: DO IT! O_o

Gollum: ....uhhh O-O

Anna: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH *wails*

Gollum: ALRIGHT! Hush little baby don't say a word.. Gollums gonna buy you a mocking bird!

Anna: *stops wailing and takes out notepad* so if I shut up I get a bird??

Gollum: no!

Amathwen: *hits him* YES!

Anna: *writes* go on....

Gollum: <_< if that mockingbird don't sing Gollums gonna buy you a diamond ring...

Anna: wait so if I kill a bird and shut up I get bling bling??! *writes down* this is getting good....

Gollum: if that diamond ring turns to brass Gollums gonna buy you a looking glass and if that looking glass gets broke Gollums gonna buy you a billy goat-

Anna: nah. I'll stick with the bling bling... *yawns and closes eyes*

Amathwen: hush little baby don't you see? Gollums gonna need a little therapy!