This is for TaraIthilien

Tara and Faramir are online

Faramir: ready for our date today?

Tara: as always!  What are we doing?

Faramir: we're going to tour the shire on horseback!

Tara: that sounds wonderful!

They ride for quite awhile until they come to a field where they sit and chat.

Faramir: I don't know about you. But I'm hungry.

Tara: if only there were Chick Filas in middle earth...

Faramir:  what's that?

Tara: nevermind... Anyways I have some Lembas bread

Faramir: I wish we had Sams potatoes....

Tara: what is that?

Faramir: what?

Tara: I thought I saw something...

Faramir: I got you something...

Tara: aww really?

Faramir: here. *hands a box*

Tara: *opens it to reveal a locket with their initials. * AWWW!

Faramir: for you will always have my heart wherever you go ( anyone catch the reference)

Tara: YOUR SO SWEET OMG IM MELTING!

Faramir: *leans in*

Tara: *leans in*

Eowyn: *SHIRE SERVICE! WHO WANTS SOUPP

Faramir: ...should we run?

Tara: let's hide behind the tree!

They scramble to hide behind a large oak tree as she pauses to look around.

Eowyn: oh hi Tara! Hi Faranir!bwhy are you hiding?

Faramir: um

Tara: well....

Eowyn: so who wants soup?

Faramir/Tara: WE JUST ATE! *stomach growling*

Eowyn: I don't see any plates anywhere....

Faramir: we really couldn't....

Eowyn: really I insist! It's quite delicious!

Tara: *whispers with fear does sign of the cross* alright.

Eowyn: *hands them soup* aren't you going to eat?

Faramir: right... *eats*

Tara:* eats and gags* truly something.. What's in this if you don't mind me asking?

Eowyn: the scent of a skunk rabbit leg eggs bird hair. Deer meat and a whole lot of other stuff

Tara and Faramir:vomit 

Faramir: maybe you should check with the health board about giving people stew...

Eowyn: I'm off to go find the hobbits!

Faramir: remind me next time to run whenever she appears

Tara: ditto