SmilingLapis is me irl best friend. IF YOU WALLNUTZ (yes I'm calling u wallnutz) DONT CHECK OUT HER JEFF THE CARROT STORY THEN IM NOT LETTING YOU GO TO COLEG AND YOUR WHOLE CAREER IN TEM VILLAGE WILL BE WASTED ON MOLDY VANILLA BACONMCCHEESBUGERZ. Ok, now that some of you went to go see her 17 word chapter that she made, then you are very welcome in this jail of WALLNUTZ. Welcome, for I won't be allowing any leaves to pass by these walls without a shadow of McDonald's M to help your poor little cows. SmilingLapis is tagged now, and YOU MUST CALL HER LUCINDA DA VINCHI. Only exception, is when you call her BOOBCINDA DE DONKEY or LUCINDA DE DONKEY. She calls me Aphmau Lebron. Follow her or this will me given to you:

Because nobody wants this, duh. CAUSE ITS MINE. BAI