Before you guys read these, you should know that one of the OCs here has never been mentioned before. Their name is Brynn and they're genderfluid. They're also Lilli's main rival.

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Lilli: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Taylor: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Lilli: Yes!
Rachel: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Lilli: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Taylor: The cow???
Lilli: What?
Rachel: Taylor, W H Y?

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Lilli: What do you think Taylor will do for a distraction?
Rachel: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Rachel: ... or they could do that.

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*Lilli and Taylor sitting in jail together*
Taylor: So who should we call?
Lilli: I'd call Rachel, but I feel safer in jail

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Lilli: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Taylor: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Rachel: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

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Lilli: I trust Taylor.
Rachel: You think they know what they're doing?
Lilli: I wouldn't go that far.

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Lilli: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Taylor: The car takes a screenshot.
Rachel: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Lilli: HELP! I TOLD RACHEL I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Taylor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Lilli: What time is it?
Taylor: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Taylor: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Rachel: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Taylor: It's 2 am

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Lilli: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Rachel: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Lilli: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Taylor: edible

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Lilli, to Taylor: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Taylor, motioning to themself and Rachel: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Lilli: Taylor and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Rachel: *Sighing* What did Taylor do?
Lilli: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Taylor: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Lilli: Why are you on the floor?
Taylor: I'm depressed.
Taylor: Also I was stabbed, can you get Rachel, please.

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Lilli: We need to get through this locked door. Rachel, give me your credit card.
Rachel: Here.
Lilli, pocketing it: Thanks. Taylor, kick down the door.

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Lilli: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Rachel: You're a hazard to society
Taylor: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Lilli: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Rachel: *turning to Taylor* How tall are you?

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Rachel: WHY. why did you give Taylor a KNIFE?!
Lilli: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Rachel: Now I feel unsafe!
Lilli: I'm sorry.
Lilli: ... would you like a knife?

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Lilli: If Taylor and I were drowning, who would you save?
Rachel: You two can't swim?
Taylor: It's a hypothetical question, Rachel! who would you save?
Rachel: my time and effort.

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Lilli: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Taylor: If?
Rachel: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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*The group is getting into the car*
Rachel: I'm driving.
Taylor, out of view: Shotgun!
Lilli, turning to face Taylor: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Taylor: WOAH-
Taylor, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Taylor: Rachel and I are having a baby.
Lilli: That's gre-
Taylor, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Lilli: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Rachel: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Taylor: Smad.

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Lilli: Rachel, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Rachel: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Lilli: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Taylor.

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Lilli, negotiating with Rachel: We have Taylor. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Taylor: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Lilli:
Taylor: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Lilli: TAYLOR STOP

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Lilli: You have to apologize to Rachel
Taylor: Fine.
Taylor: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Rachel please come to the front desk?
Rachel, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Lilli and Taylor
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Lilli and Taylor, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Rachel: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Lilli: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Rachel: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Taylor: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Rachel: Good thinking.

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Lilli, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Taylor, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Rachel: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Taylor: playing systemic oppression

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Taylor: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Rachel: Taylor no.
Lilli: Mistlefoe.
Rachel: Please stop encouraging them.

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Lilli, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Rachel: You did WHAT–
Taylor: William Snakepeare

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Lilli: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Rachel: Only if you also don't ask why
Rachel: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Lilli:
Rachel:
Lilli: This one is fine

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Taylor: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Rachel: Really? Name one law
Taylor: Don't kill people?
Rachel: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Lilli: Hey Taylor can I get a sip of your water?
Taylor: It's not water.
Taylor: It's vinegar.
Lilli: Wh-Wha-
Taylor: It's vinegar, COWARD.

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Taylor: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Rachel: Taylor, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Lilli: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Rachel: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Lilli: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

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Lilli: It's dark in here
Taylor: Don't worry dude I got this
Taylor: *Stomps their feet*
Taylor: *Skechers light up*

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Lilli: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Rachel: What did you do op?
Lilli: A MISTAKE

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Lilli: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Brynn: Lilli, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Brynn, going over Lilli's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Lilli: Yes
Brynn: Okay... may I know what you create?
Lilli: Problems.

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Lilli: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Brynn: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Lilli:
Lilli: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Lilli: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Brynn: Lilli, that's a coma.
Lilli: Sounds festive.

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Lilli: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Brynn: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Lilli: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Brynn: Oh, you've been?
Lilli: Once. In Monopoly.

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Lilli, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Brynn, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Lilli: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Brynn: Killed without hesitation.
Lilli: No.

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Lilli: Can you keep a secret?
Brynn: Do you know anything about my life?
Lilli: No I do not. Good point.

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Rachel: Taylor...
Tatlor: Oh no, 'Taylor' in b-flat.
Taylor: You're disappointed.

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Lilli: Fuck.
Brynn: We've got to work on your cursing.
Lilli: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Lilli: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Brynn: You're like 15 years old
Lilli: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Lilli: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Brynn: Mind your language!
Lilli: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Brynn:
Lilli: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Lilli: Welcome, fellow idiots
Brynn: Hello, Lilli
Lilli: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Brynn: You underestimate me

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Lilli: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Brynn: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Brynn: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Lilli's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...

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Lilli: So that's my plan.
Brynn: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Lilli: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Brynn: It fucking sucks.
Lilli: That's not constructive criticism.

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Lilli: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Brynn: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Lilli: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Lilli: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Brynn: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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Lilli: *Gently taps table*
Brynn: *Taps back*
Taylor: What are they doing?
Rachel: Morse code.
Lilli: *Aggressively taps table*
Brynn: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Lilli: *Screams*
Taylor: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Rachel: Should we do something?
Brynn: No, I want to see who wins.

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*Lilli is baking*
Brynn: Any chance that's for me?
Lilli: It's for Rachel. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Taylor: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Lilli, Brynn, and Taylor are sitting on a bench
Rachel: Why do you guys look so sad?
Lilli: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Rachel sits down*
Brynn: The bench is freshly painted.

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Lilli: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Brynn: Not if they consent to it.
Taylor: Depends who you're stabbing.
Rachel: YES?!?

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Lilli: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Brynn: Put spaghetti in it.
Lilli: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Taylor: Put spaghetti in it.
Lilli: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Rachel: Put spaghetti in it.
Lilli: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Lilli: Shit.
Brynn: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Taylor: OH MY GOD RACHEL FELL OFF!!!

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Lilli: Dammit, Brynn!
Brynn: What?! It wasn't me!
Lilli: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Taylor!
Taylor: Not me either.
Lilli: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Rachel: *whistles*

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*Lilli's helping Brynn out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Rachel: How does Brynn look?
Taylor: A little better than you, actually.

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Lilli, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Brynn, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Taylor, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Rachel, trembling: What are we playing

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Rachel: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Brynn: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Lilli: I got distracted about halfway through.
Taylor: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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