The clock chimed eleven when the glass of wine was empty. The girl's cheeks were tainted with a deep shade of red. Her white eyes seemed hazy as she stared at nothing. The guy opposite of her paid the waiter with a big smile. The old man, taking the money, seemed concerned for the state of his female customer but the raven haired man assured him that he would see her home.

Not like she needed any protection.

"Come on (y/n) let's go" Guy said stretching a hand out towards the intoxicated girl. She glanced up from his hand to his face and a grin spread across her features.

"Go where?" her voice seemed normal, if it weren't for her appearance you would think she wasn't drunk.

"I will bring you home" a sudden realisation hit him. He didn't know where she resided. Postponing that question for later he helped the girl up who swayed slightly with every step.

"Good night Taishou! I'll come back sometime!" she chimed. "You are welcome any time" he smiled gently and held the door for both guests open.

"Where are we going?" the girl looked up at the man walking beside her. His eyebrows were disturbingly big, it didn't help that they danced in her vision.

"We are here!" Guy exclaimed as they arrived upon the training grounds. She frowned looking around in the darkness of the grass field. Several dummies and logs were discarded over the place, all damaged but still intact.

"This is not where I can sleep" she stated confused and turned to Guy who had a big grin on his face. "(y/n)!" she flinched, "you know what I've heard?" the man grinned, oh so proud of himself that he thought of something that would piss her off.

The girl tilted her head, waiting for his answer. "Kakashi has been going to love hotels for the last month, every week a new girl" he exclaimed.

The girl blinked. "He what?" her voice was ice cold, she was smiling but it didn't reach her empty eyes. "He went into love hotels with differ-" he groaned as his face was met with the sole of her shoe. Her eyes, once hazy, were now laced with fury. Guy did a few backflips and wiped his sore cheek with a accomplished grin. The girl landed with a backflip. If looks could kill, Guy would be 6 feet down. A nervous sweat broke out but that didn't stop him from charging at her.

Drunkenly swaying the girl dodged every attack the bushy eyebrowed man threw at her. Frustration building up in the man had him yelling war cries with every attack. Suddenly the girl began to fight back, fist met with fist and his leg was blocked by her arm. In a mere moment his leg was grabbed and used to lift him up and throw him towards a tree. The man turned mid air and bounced off the tree, charging back towards the girl. He barely followed the hand signs made by the girl but it had him skidding to a halt and bracing for the worst. A pillar of earth erected beneath him, firing off into the air. He laughed as he used his momentum to fall with a drop kick towards the girl.

A small smile let him know, that was the moment he screwed up. Crackling echoed through the night air, followed by a yell of agony from Guy. He fell to the ground, barely able to land on his feet after being hit by the lightning. He glanced up at the girl who still seemed dead serious on hurting him.

Maybe he should have told her to make this an only Taijutsu fight? Nonsense! That would keep the spirit of her youth hidden! Now she was coming with everything she got.

At least, that's what Guy thought.

He had no moment to recover from the paralysis the lightning caused as she charged at him with a raised fist. He had never expected her to be this unpredictable and skilled. He knew she was good, but not this good.

He braced himself for the impact that never came. Instead a groan echoed through the silent night.

The girl blinked and stared at the man she had just hit. "I am so sorry, I meant to hit tha- Kakashi you Motherfucker!" she yelled angrily making hand signs but stopping in the middle of her series to sway on her feet.

Kakashi slowly rose from the spot where he was punched into the ground. "What's going on?" he questioned, his voice dangerously low, causing shivers to run along the girls spine. She dropped her hands next to her body and glared from Kakashi to Guy and back. "Kakashi! You interrupted our youth!" Guy exclaimed dismayed. "And what" Kakashi's head snapped to Guy, his one visible eye glinting dangerously, "is this Youth?" he sneered. Guy stood straight, his hands on his sides, his legs slightly parted while a big grin appeared on his face, "why a duel of course!"

The girl turned to him, confusion clear on her face. "Duels are stupid" she growled and shook her head, her body swaying by the disorientation it caused. Kakashi got up and prowled towards Guy who seemed oblivious to the dangerous aura surrounding the Jonin.

A sudden hand in his hair had the silver hair stop in his tracks. "So fluuuuffy" she chimed, both her hands were messing up his spikey hair. The man looked confused at first but then glared at Guy, "what did you do to her?" he growled.

"I fed her and gave her alcohol" he said proudly. Kakashi wanted to snap at the man but was stopped as he patted his shoulder, "I shall leave her in your care now! I bid you good night!" he exclaimed before challenging himself to a ridiculous goal to get to his house within a minute. Kakashi cursed under his breath, barely audible beneath his mask.

He turned to the girl and frowned. "Why did you leave the hospital before I came?" he asked as calmly as possible, but he wasn't able to hide the edge in his voice. The drunken girl laughed sheepishly, her eyes focused on the fluffy hair a head higher than her. "I got free food" she chimed. Kakashi stepped back only for her to growl and jump at him, her hands back in his hair.

With a defeated sigh he scooped her into his arms. It took a few seconds for realisation to dawn on her. Her white eyes glanced up at the seemingly stoic male, oblivious to the rage building up inside of him. "Let go, I can walk fine" she stated calmly. "No you can't. Just this morning you got discharged. You should rest" he chided.

A frown creased her features. "I said let go".

"No", he kept on walking.

"Let go" she repeated. Kakashi didn't even make the effort to answer her anymore.

An upper cut straight to the jaw had Kakashi grunt and let the cause go. She turned mid air like a cat and flipped back, creating distance between her and the silver haired Jonin. His lazy eye turned to the girl, faint annoyance flickering. "You! don't think I didn't forgot what ya did!" she slurred, her voice becoming less clear. He arched a brow in confusion. "What exactly did I do?" he asked, crossing his arms. "You had sex with other girls!" she yelled angrily, her head becoming a deeper shade of red. "Who told you that?" Kakashi asked, the edge from earlier back into his voice. "Guy told me!"

Something snapped inside of the man.

The girl glared at the silver haired Jonin, but it wasn't with hate. Disappointment and sadness filled her eyes, anger flickering between these two.

Kakashi took a deep breath. Normally he had no issue with controlling his emotions, but right now. He wanted to kick Guy where the sun never shone. However, that had no priority as the girls stare burned into his body. "(y/n) you have to listen to-"

"No" she yelled, her foot stamping on the ground. "No excuses!" tears threatened to fall, her fist balling into fists. Kakashi opened his mouth to say something but she was already charging for him. He barely avoided being pierced by her chakra scalpel. Even in a situation like this he had admiration for the woman. Her chakra control was nearly flawless, even in her drunken state.

"(y/n) he lied!" Kakashi snapped. Said girl whirled around and the betrayal in her eyes was replaced by confusion. "Eh?" she tilted her head. Curse her for being cute, yet lethal.

"Guy told that lie" he paused, the gears clicking in place, "to get you to fight him".

She frowned, "why does he want to fight me?"

"Because he likes a challenge, though I still don't understand why he fed you drunk" he said, slowly relaxing his muscles but not letting his guard down just yet.

Slowly she ceased her offensive stand and looked teary eyed at Kakashi. "So you are not having sex?" she whimpered. Anger seemed to melt at the sight of this girl so sad with the idea of him sleeping around. A small smile formed on his lips. "The only one for me is you" he answered, his silvery voice echoing through her head. "Really?" her eyes were filled with hope. Kakashi rolled his eyes and walked over to her. With her big white orbs she looked up, looking like a lost kitten. "Don't doubt my resolution" he muttered petting her head. She leaned into the touch, a low humming sound leaving her throat.

"Let's head home" he said and kissed the top of her head through the mask. "The questions I have can wait till tomorrow" he sighed.

She glanced up at him. "Questions?" she didn't move from her spot, waiting for Kakashi to elaborate. "Why you disappeared and appeared, out of chakra, for Guy to find" he summed causally but there was frustration lingering in that statement. She slowly fell into pace besides Kakashi. "I don't know how Guy found me" she mused, "but I was in a really weird place with purple mist and shadowy figures and no oxygen and-"

"We will talk about it tomorrow (y/n)" Kakashi interrupted making the girl pout and look away. "I'm just glad you are okay" he whispered, taking her hand in his. A goofy grin appeared on her lips as you looked at the intertwined hands.

Something what felt like seconds were actually half an hour, it was only at the front door that the girl realized they had arrived at Kakashi's house. After she entered the house with Kakashi, he turned and pulled lightly to retrieve his hand from her hold but the girl refused to let him go. He sighed defeated and struggled with one hand to lock the door. "Let's get you some water" he stated, turning to the kitchen. Her eyes followed the movements of his muscles that were visible through his turtleneck sweater. A smile crossed her lips before she jumped on his back. Kakashi, barely faced with the sudden weight looked over his shoulder. "Now you can't walk anymore?" he mused.

"Can but won't" she purred, her legs wrapped around his waist while her elbows rested on his shoulders, her hands playing with his hair.

The man chuckled and went into the kitchen, filling a big bottle with water and then turned to the bedroom. There he stood still. "(y/n), can you get off? It will do us both good to sleep" he spoke gentle, using the word both to avoid any protest. The girl seemed to think for a while. Her head was hazy and it was difficult putting the thoughts in the right order. Kakashi's patience seemed endless as he waited, standing in the middle of the room.

With a definite nod the girl looked satisfied with her decision and descended from Kakashi's back onto the ground. With a sigh Kakashi began to strip off his sweater. "I'm going to shower" the girl stated before disappearing into the bathroom. "Okay- Wait you-" Kakashi groaned and darted after the girl.

He glared down on the girl. The second she had been in there she had poured a bottle of soap empty into the bathtub and was now fidgeting with the faucet to get it turned on. "That's not showering" he stated with crossed arms. "Tomato, Tomàto" she grunted, struggling with the turning knobs. Kakashi rolled his eyes and leaned over, turning the faucet on and picking up the empty soap bottle to throw it away.

As water fell the girl jumped up and squeaked. With a broad smile she was out of her clothes in no time. Kakashi turned to her to find her completely naked stepping into the filling bath. A light blush spread across his cheeks. Of course, they had done the deed and it wasn't the first time he had seen her strip. But he rarely had the chance to observe her without her obstructing his view one way or another. Her skin looked as smooth as porcelain, only few scars marred her beautiful complexion. Her body was well rounded, not fat but in healthy proportions, filling out in just the right places.

Kakashi snapped out of his staring trance as a pair of glaring eyes burned on his head. His lazy inky eye turned to the girl. "Strip" she demanded.

Kakashi blinked, wondering if he had heard it right. She shifted to sit up straight with room between her back and the bad edge. "Kakashi" she whined annoyed. The silver haired Jonin chuckled and got rid of his clothes, only his mask left on his face as he dropped his toned body behind the girl. His muscled arms draped over her shoulders, his legs forced to spread at her sides to actually fit in the small space she granted him.

A mischievous grin appeared on her lips, something that sparked the wrong thoughts in Kakashi's mind. She leaned back against his torso, her smooth skin against his firm chest. Her hands laid on his legs while she strained her neck to look into his eyes. "You are soft" she mused, before turning around, water splashing around at the action. Kakashi frowned as she approached. Her hands walking up his legs while her legs were between his. It wasn't like the man was embarrassed by showing his private parts. The uneasiness that settled in his body came from something else. Guilt that ate away at his mind.

"And handsome" she purred, her hands moving up his abs, her face closing in. "And kind" she purred as her finger pulled his mask from his neck, up over his head. "And sweet" her breath felt hot against his lips. His muscles tensed to restrain himself from jumping her, from pulling her close into a passionate embrace. She leaned further down, her lips pulling at his bottom lip.

A frustration welled up in the woman as he had no visible reaction. Taking his lip between her teeth a soft groan left his lips and she could feel his member twitch against her leg. A devious grin adorned her lips as she pulled him in closer, closing her eyes and moving her lips against his.

The male couldn't help kissing the cute woman back. His callused hand running down her spine. A delightful shiver running through her body. Her eyes opened slightly to reveal the lust swirling in them.

His hands moved back up to her shoulders and gently pushed her away. A protesting whine left her lips, her arms still around his back, determined to keep him close. "(y/n)" he spoke, her attention snapping up to him. "How far do you intend to go with this?" he questioned softly, wondering why he didn't straight out reject her assertiveness. She frowned and sat back on her haunch. "How far?" she tilted her head cutely. Kakashi nodded and straightened a bit, trying to keep his mind of the beautiful body before him. "Don't know, don't care" she shrugged and leaned in again, only to have two firm hands holding her on distance. "(y/n) you are drunk" he stated. "I am n- so what if I am" she rephrased herself, rationality returned enough to know that denying her drunken state would cause him to shut down completely. "I am not going to do anything to a woman who can't think clear for herself" he stated definite. Even though his eyes told a different story.

A growl rippled over her lips. "I can think fine. Right now I think I want to push you down". She launched at the male, only to pin a towel to the bathtub edge. "Real mature Kakashi" she growled, throwing the towel away. Kakashi stood next to the bath and sighed at the glowering little kitten stuck in the bathtub. "I am serious (y/n)" he persisted but she merely crawled out of the bath. "Kakashi~" she purred, looking up at him with a devious grin.

"No" was all he said before he took towels and forcefully wrapped the woman inside of them. Her dazed mind refraining from kicking his ass. When she actually realized what was going on she was already wrapped in 10 towels and hoisted over his shoulder. "Kakashi let me go!" she slurred wriggling in his hold.

With a sigh he put the girl down on the bed and proceeded in wrapping her in the blanket. Safety precautions. She squirmed and growled but after half an hour she had exhausted herself and was sleeping as if nothing happened. Tiredly Kakashi dried himself off and put on some underwear before he dropped down next to the knocked out woman. His back facing her as he fell into a light slumber.

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Because I'm hyped up, outta control

If it's a fight I'm ready to go

I wouldn't put my money on the other guy

If you know what I already know

Soooooo, even though you don't have the stamina of the trainaholic, your taijutsu actually surpasses him..... only when ur drunk though, that way he can't predict your movements and play into them. I suck at fight scenes so please bear with me