You fall down to the river. Wait... now you're not falling into the river anymore? Yay! Oh, wait... that's because the wind has altered your course to the hard ground! There's now a 100% chance you'll die now. As the author giggles in delight, your body hits the ground with a hard thud. Your body lays limp.

YOU NEVER MAKE IT OUT.

WANT TO TRY AGAIN? GO TO ONE.