kendra: *blows kiss to spider on the kitchen wall* for peter parker

bucky: wait can that spider actually relay that message?

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kendra, holding zeus: i've only had zeus for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

zeus: completely unnecessary

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tony: no fear

kendra: thanos is coming

tony: one fear

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kendra : I don't like him
kendra : I don't like him
kendra : I don't like him
kendra : I don't like him

peter : Hi :)

kendra : sweet jesus why are you perfect

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flash: knock knock

kendra: fuck off

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kendra: wanna see a butterfly?

tony: kendra no

kendra throws a stick of butter across the room

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kendra: i have a headache

kendra: google says i'm gonna die

steve: why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

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kendra: I wonder if we'll find a haunted house

tony: what's wrong with the one we live in?

kendra: what

tony: goodnight kendra

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kendra @ everyone: you think i can't live without you? who do you think you are? my phone charger?

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kendra: life is tough when you're a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn't give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel

peter: ... are you okay?

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peter: perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

kendra: jesus it's like i'm dating tom holland

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peter: *literally does anything*

kendra: well, well, well, if it isn't the feelings i've been trying to avoid

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kendra: at my funeral i want peter quill to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.

tony : bold of you to assume that i'm allowing you to die

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kendra: who was i before bucky straddled that motorcycle in civil war

bucky, from the next room: she saw that?

tony: i'm scared to ask what she knows

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kendra: i am so gentle and kind hearted

mj: and stupid

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kendra: sometimes all u can say is "yikes" and just move tf on lol

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tony about peter: what is he doing

kendra, in tears: his best

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kendra: i'm not a child and i will not fight people at school

flash, to peter: sup dickwad

kendra: me: actually you know wHAT

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kendra, to peter

kendra: benefits of dating me
kendra: you will be dating me
kendra: i could go on but i think i've made my point