"I'd like to be the boy's Godfather once he's adopted. Apparently we both have white hair and have white in our names."

Kaien and Isshin found themselves laughing at this statement from the thirteenth division taicho. When Ukitake though left the room, they found themselves looking at each other. Letting out a deep sigh they turned to walk with each other. Kaien frowned. "I'm honestly not sure if I need a vacation. Things are going fine."

"I honestly don't see a problem." Isshin crossed his arms behind his head. "I mean... everyday is a vacation for me."

Kaien stopped short, turning his head to look at the man. "See... that is what your problem is. You can't see that you have a problem with your work ethic."

"Work ethic? That's your problem. You don't know how to relax. You need to learn to relax."

"I know how to relax quite fine." Kaien folded his arms behind his head.

"Well... I'm going to go to the academy to talk to my niece." Isshin turned to walk in the direction of the academy.

"Hold it! She hasn't said yes yet!" Kaien grabbed the back of his brother's uniform. His older brother looked at him then with eyes wide and a pout on his face. "That isn't going to make me let you go."

"It's not?" Isshin blinked a couple of times before slipping out of his captain's haori and hurrying forward. "Hah! You need to learn to relax and not be such a big stick in the mud."

"Get back here!" The fukutaicho of the thirteenth swung the haori over his arm and hurried after his brother. He arrived at the academy to see his brother hunkering down outside of the girl's dorms. Kneeling down in front of him in a similar position he looked his twin in the eye with a glare. "What are you up too."

"Hey... I don't actually know her name or how to find her." Isshin clutched the knees of his pants while looking at his brother.

"Why are you being so stupid. If you get caught out here you will be mistaken for a peeping tom and me with you."

"Well, that's not such a bad thing for me considering the reputation I happen to have and want to have, but I can see how this would be a problem for you. Yes... it would be a problem for you in the fact you're not seen as a pervert and don't want the reputation of being a pervert."

"Would you just shut up already. Seriously..." Kaien turned his head and looked at the man, frowning as he did so. "Seriously... you need to grow up. Even uncle Kyoraku isn't that bad."

"Hey..." Issin raised a hand to his forehead. "I see something."

Kaien felt something brush by him and let out a sigh. He stood up and turned to see what this brother happened to see and felt his face twitch. Folding his arms he walked over to the place Isshin had shunpooed too and saw his brother was kneeling behind two academy students who were trying to peek into the dorm rooms.

"Yo! What are you doing?" Isshin's hand raised up in the air. The two kids turned to look at him, blinking a couple of times.

"Oh... you're the taicho of the tenth division."

"Yes..." The taicho blinked a couple of times. "Why?"

"You're the one who gave me the advice the other day to be sneaky in a way you can't get caught."

"What..." Isshin blinked a couple of times.

Kaien felt his face twitch some more. "You told him what?"

The taicho of the tenth turned his head towards his twin brother. "Honestly... it wasn't what you think."

"I'm sure it wasn't." The fukutaicho of the thirteenth tossed the haori he was carrying at his brother's head. "As for you two." The man's hand's reached down and grabbed the boy's ears and forced them to stand up. "Consider yourselves caught." A bunch of females screaming could be heard as Kaien came into view of the window with the two young men.

Isshin popped up then. "Hey... what's..."

Something came flying out of the window and hit him in the face, causing him to topple over backwards and let out a groan. Kaien's mouth twisted up into a frown while the two young men stared with their mouths open. He pulled them away and shoved them up against the wall. "Now see here! What do the two of you think you're doing!"

"We..."

"We wanted to see naked girls."

"Then join the forth!" Kaien folded his arms across his chest. "However! I doubt you would last in the forth division with your uncouth behavior and you would get on the bad side of the captain of the forth division."

"Oh come on!"

"She's just a healer!"

"Actually... the entire eleventh division is afraid of Unohana." Isshin piped up from the ground. "You don't cross her unless you're a masochist. Then it is a lot of fun."

Kaien's mouth opened as he looked as his brother then shook his head and turned his attention back to the boys. "You two do know you're in a lot of trouble, right?"

"Well... can't you just let it go?"

"Yeah... I'm thinking that you two would be in a lot of trouble."

"No... we're the ones who caught you." Kaien took a deep breath.

"He was going to participate!" Both boy's pointed their fingers at Isshin.

"Never said such a thing. I have other things I planned on doing today! Like not getting in trouble!"

"Shut up." Kaien rolled his eyes. A couple of the academy instructors came then and the four found themselves being ushered into the academy heads office. Kaien sat with his arms folded while Isshin retained a goofy look on his face. They listened to the lecture that the academy head had about sneaking looks at the girls.

"But we got the idea from Shiba Taicho."

The academy head turned his head to glare at Isshin. "Yes... well... I am will hand that over to Ukitake and Kyoraku."

Kaien held back a snicker as his brother's face fell. The two young men were dismissed with the understanding that they would have to publicly apologize to the females involved in order to graduate. As they left a small female hurried into the room rather flustered. The academy head's eyebrows raised up as he looked at the female. "Hinamori-san."

Isshin's smile returned. "Hey! We were just coming to see you!"

"See me!" Momo turned to look at Kaien. "You saw me naked Kaien-dono!"

"What..." Kaien gave her a rather blank look.

"In the girls showers!" The small female pointed at Isshin. "And he told me you met Miyako-dono by seeing her naked during a physical!"

Kaien felt his mouth twitch. He quickly stood up and walked over to his brother. The side of his hand hit the tenth division taicho on the head causing the man to let out a yelp. He then proceeded to put Isshin into a head lock.

"You told her what? No... seriously! When you told her that did you bother to tell her that the reason I saw Miyako naked was because you ran out screaming from your first examination of a female patient? Have you told her that Unohana Taicho uses the threat of examining a female patient to get you to do what you want?"

"Yeah... but..."

"No buts! She uses that to get you to do what you want because if she causes you physical pain you actually enjoy it and that is how you get your sexual pleasure you moron! Did you have to tell her that when I specifically told you that Miyako and I've been trying to convince her to let us adopt her and her little brother!"

"I told her that because I kind of let it slip that I wanted her to call me uncle because I thought you had told her already."

"You moron!"

A sound came from the door but Kaien continued to place Isshin into a head lock without noticing the two people who had entered. Ukitake frowned at the two. "I told you... the two of you need to take a vacation. Go and visit your younger siblings. You two need a break."

Kyoraku let out a sigh. "Well... I've been interested in seeing my darling niece. Not so sure about my youngest nephew... but then again I won't be able to call him my youngest nephew if the adoption goes through."

Kaien stopped short and the two younger Shinigami turned to stare at the older ones. Momo blinked a couple of times. "You're also taicho."

"I'm Kyoraku Shunsui, the taicho of the eighth division and this is Ukitake Jushiro, taicho of the thirteenth division."

Ukitake smiled at the young lady. "I'd like to say they don't usually act like this, but they always act like this.

"But... Kaien-dono saw me naked." A few tears came to Momo's face.

"Ehh..." The young man waved his hand. "I'm still not sure what you're talking about.

Kyoraku gave Momo a smile. "While my eldest nephew may act like a pervert he's actually terrified about seeing a girl naked."

"I've seen little Kukaku naked many times. We still take baths together."

Isshin suddenly felt the grip on his neck tighten. "You moron!"

"And then there is Kaien. He's completely oblivious to such things." Kyoraku continued to smile at the girl. "I know that our family is rather crazy, but what do you say to becoming a part of our family with your little brother? The sooner you say yes the sooner we can get the process started and the sooner you two can be adopted."

Momo looked at the ground, her cheeks flushing. "Well... the answer is yes despite the fact I'm mad at Kaien-dono right now."

"Wait..." Kaien looked up. "What for."

This caused Kyoraku to go over and hit the fukutaicho of the thirteenth over the head with the side of his palm. "Appologize for seeing her naked."

"But I didn't. I..." The younger Shinigami took a deep breath before bowing his head to Momo. "I don't recollect seeing anyone naked but I do apologize none the less." He then stood up. "I also have the feeling though if you're mad at me for this the reason you're joining the family is because you are thinking about what is the best for your brother and not yourself."

Momo flinched before looking up at him with a smile. "I'm thinking of what is best for both of us."