They found the door to the back room and Aragorn opened the door.

It opened slowly....

Very slowly....

And dramatically....

"Just open the door already!"
Thorin shouted.

"I didn't even know you were here."
Piper looked down at him.

"What do you mean? I've been here the whole time!"

"Who else is here that we don't know about?"
Chole Ann asked.

"Alright, everyone on the count of three say your name."
Legolas held up his hand.

"One, two, three!"

"Bilbo."

"Frodo."

"Merry."

"Pippin."

"Primrose."

"Berylla."

"Aragorn."

"Ayleen."

"Bard."

"Legolas."

"Losider."

"Lindir."

"Luna."

"Feren."

"Colfinthel."

"Piper."

"Analeth."

"Melwin."

"Chole Ann."

"Melui."

"Caladhiel."

"Vili."

"Thorin."

"Ok that's everyone. How about anyone who is not actually looking for someone/something
wait outside?"
Legolas suggested.

No one liked this idea.

"There is no way we are all going to fit in that room so please! Frodo, Merry, Pippin, you guys are closest with Esmerelda so you three can come.
Aragorn is trying to find Fabulous so he can go in. Melui and I will too since she belongs to our father.
Vili and Thorin, you two can come in, and Lindir.
That's it."

The others grumbled but didn't protest.

"What are we supposed to do while we wait?"
Chole Ann asked.

"Go eat some shwarma or something!"

"Fine. You're paying Leggy."

"I don't care just- Wait what?"

Everyone else disappeared to enjoy all the shwarma they could eat while Aragorn finally opened the door.

And inside....

Was a large white sheet.

"Um... Are we missing something?"
Pippin asked.

There was nothing in the room except for the sheet, that covered something.

"Maybe we're in the wrong room?"
Vili looked at her uncle.

"There was a big sign on the door that said, 'Back Room Right Here. There Are No Other Rooms' this is it."
Thorin replied.

"What's under the sheet?"

They all jumped as Losider appeared behind them.

"What are you doing here?"
Legolas narrowed his eyes.

"Do you seriously think I'm missing out on this? Besides, I wouldn't dare miss the opportunity to watch Aragorn embarass himself in front of Melui."

"Hey!"
Aragorn shouted accidently tripping over Pippin's boom mic and falling onto the floor.

Losider snickered while Melui tried not to laugh.

"Are we going to see what's under that thing or what?"
Piper suddenly appeared beside Losider.

"Why are you here?"
Legolas was getting frustrated. No one ever listened to him.

Whenever Aragorn tells people to do something they do it without any trouble.
But when I say something no one cares.
"Oh it's Legolas! All he knows how to do is look pretty and shoot a bow and-"

Uh Legolas? Are you alright?

Lindir?!?!? What are you doing in my head?!?!?

Listening to your thoughts

How are you doing that?!?!?

Jedi

What?!?!?

What's up guys?

Hey Pippin

How did Pippin get in here?!?!

Jedi

Legolassss I am your father

Ada?!?!?

I didn't know we were all Jedi!

Am I the only hobbit Jedi?

Probably. Normally elves are Jedi.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!

Don't yell at your father

How rude

He's just jealous that he's not a Jedi

"GET OUT!!!!"
Legolas shouted out loud.

Everyone looked at him like he was crazy.

Lindir and Pippin glanced at each other while Legolas focused on trying to make himself invisible.

"Ok then, let's just see what's under this sheet."
Losider walked up to the sheet and pulled it down.
It fell slowly and mysteriously, covering Losider completely.

"Get this thing off me!"
He threw it aside and looked at the others who were dumbfounded.

"What?"

"It's a wardrobe."
Frodo said flatly.

"Why on Arda is there a wardrobe in the back of a shwarma joint?"
Piper asked.

"Who cares? Let's see if they're inside."
Merry walked up to the wardrobe.

"Why would they be inside a wardrobe?"
Thorin asked skeptically.

"It's Fili and Kili uncle."
Vili answered.

"Oh yeah. Right."

Merry opened the door and looked inside.

"Es? Are you in there?"

No reply.

"Hm.... Maybe she's hiding."

"Why don't you go look?"
Pippin asked.

"No way! She'll probably jump out and scare me!"

Before Merry could move away from the wardrobe he suddenly flew in.

"Merry!"
Frodo and Vili shouted at once.

Thorin looked down at his niece.

"Vili..."

Meanwhile Pippin winked at Losider.

The Force

They waited for Merry to come back out but he didn't.

"That's weird. He should have come out by now."
Aragorn leaned inside the wardrobe, only to be flung in himself.

Legolas and Losider went in after him, Melui and Vili followed.

All four disappeared inside.

Piper joined in.

The others waited for them to come out but they never did.

Uh... Lindir?

Yeah Pip?

Do you think we-

Of course not!

Then what happened?

No idea

Frodo looked at Pippin. Lindir looked at Thorin.

Without a word they ran out of the room screaming.

----

"I can't see a thing."
Losider grumbled.

It was pitch black in the wardrobe.

"Aragorn! Merry! Are you in here?"
Melui and Vili pushed their way through the thick coats.

"Legolas! Where are you?"
Losider shouted.

"I found a tree!"
Legolas shouted.

"You found a what?"
Vili shouted in disbelief.

"Leave it to my brother to find a tree in a wardrobe."
Melui rolled her eyes.

"Seriously guys! Come here, I see light!"

Light?
They followed Legolas' voice to the back of the wardrobe, only there wasn't a back of the wardrobe.

"What on Arda?!?!?"
Losider shouted.

They were in the middle of a snowy forest.

----

And so begins the GRAND FINALE
I was inspired by an idea from lotrthings and I also got the main plot last night while I was wathing Men In Black 2.
This should take about five or seven chapters, and then, Lord of the Rings: Tales of Random Craziness and Humor, will be over.
:'(
But it's not over yet! The real adventure is about to begin!

I'm out