"Is anyone else freaking out?"
Losider stared in shock at the snowy forest around them.

"There's no way that this is real."
Piper looked around skeptically.

"You're right! This is all a dream!"
The others jumped at the sound of Frodo's voice.

"How long have you been standing there?"
Legolas asked.

"I followed you guys in."

"Uh guys? Where's Aragorn?"
Melui looked around.
"Or Merry and Vili?"

"They have to be here somewhere."
Piper cupped her hands around her mouth.
"Aragorn! Merry! Vili! Where are you guys?"

Losider wandered away from the others and tried to make sense of what was happening.
"Hey guys! You might want to come see this."

They walked over to where Losider was.
"What?"
Legolas asked.

"What kind of tree is that?"

"That's not a tree Losider."

"Then what is it?"

"It's a.... Thing."

Melui rolled her eyes.
"Obviously."

Whatever the "thing" was, it was tall and black and had a small flame at the top.

"Maybe it's a giant candle."
Frodo guessed.

"Well we won't find anything out by standing here and gawking at it."
Piper walked over and touched it.
"It's metal."

The others walked over to join her when suddenly they heard a branch snap.

They froze.

"What was that?"
Melui asked.

Something was walking towards them. Everyone got behind Legolas.

"What are you guys doing?"

"Getting behind you."
Losider replied.

"Why?"

"You're the most qualified to hold off whatever is coming while we run for our lives."
Losider explained.

It was getting closer.
Legolas tried to back up but was shoved forward by Melui.

"Hey!"

She shrugged.

"Sorry bro."

After all I've done for you...

Legolas expected to hear voices in his head but there was nothing.

That's a relief

The Force you must use Legolas

Dad....

Your father I am not

Stop being weird.

Being weird I am not

I'm in the middle of a situation right now can you please go away?

Go away I will.
Letting your brother play with your Lego's I am.

DAD!!!!

Hehehehe

Whatever was coming towards them finally appeared out of the trees.

For no reason everyone screamed and whatever was coming screamed as well.

They hid behind Legolas and the thing hid behind a tree.

"Go see what it is."
Piper said as they all shoved Legolas forward.

The elf grumbled as he looked behind the tree.

"It's a goat."

"A goat?!?!"

"Exscuse me! This "goat" has a name. Meh Meh."

Everyone looked in pure terror as a small, black, talking goat appeared from behind the tree.

"Foe Hammer? Is that you?!?!"
Frodo shouted.

Foe Hammer smiled, that is if goats can smile.

"Frodo! It's good to see you again! Meh Meh!"

"How are you talking?"
Frodo couldn't believe he was talking to a goat.

"Well it's kind of a long story. Meh Meh. I was bored the other day so I decided to fly over Mirkwood and see if anything was going on. Meh Meh. I spotted Fabulous walking around and man, Meh Meh. She is fabulous! So I flew down and talked to her Meh Meh and we decided to go on a walk. While we were out Meh Meh we saw Fili and Kili being chased by Fangirls. It was hilarious Meh Meh so we followed to watch the fun. We eventually lost them in the Misty Mountains Meh Meh so we kept walking. The we ran into ThunderPuff Meh Meh and we decided to hang out. Eventually we found a young hobbit lady strolling through the forest Meh Meh and we decided to acompany her.
We met up with Fili and Kile Meh Meh and we decided to have some shwarma. While we were eating Meh Meh the Fangirls showed up so we hid in the back room Meh Meh and we found the wardrobe so we hid inside Meh Meh we found these woods in the back and then I found out that I could talk. Meh Meh.

"What about Es, Fili, and Kili? Where are they?"
Frodo asked.

Foe Hammer stamped his hoof.

"Now that is a complicated question Meh Meh."

"Do you know where they are?"
Melui asked.

"Yes and no Meh Meh."

"What do you mean?"
Piper asked.

"Well we were all here Meh Meh but then Esmerelda ran off with Fili and Kili. Fabulous and ThunderPuff went with them Meh Meh and I was going to follow Meh Meh when I thought that I heard my beloved Vili Meh Meh I ran to them only to watch as she, her boyfriend, and a tall smelly guy, were captured. Meh Meh

"Captured?!?!?"
They exclaimed.

"By what?"
Legolas asked.

"No idea Meh Meh I hid as soon as I saw them Meh Meh I am ashamed of myself Meh Meh my sweet Vili who has always been good to me Meh Meh was carried off by these monsters Meh Meh and I sat in the bushes and hid Meh Meh

"Well, there's only one thing to do now."
Frodo announced.

"What?"
Losider asked.

"Get back home as soon as we can before the same thing happens to us."

Frodo turned to leave and was stopped by Losider.

"Not so fast."
He said as grabbed his shoulder.

"Didn't you hear the goat? Monsters! I'm out of here!"

"There's monsters in Middle Earth!"
Piper narrowed her eyes.

"Yeah but there's no talking goats."

"No one is leaving!"
Legolas shouted.
"We're going to find our friends and then we'll leave."

He narrowed his eyes at Frodo.
"Understand?"

The hobbit grumbled as Losider released him.

"Do you know where they took our friends Foe Hammer?"
Melui asked.

"No idea Meh Meh but if we can find Esmerelda maybe she can help Meh Meh"

"How can she help?"

"No idea Meh Meh but what else are we going to do? Meh Meh"

"Goat's right. We have to find Fili, Kili, and Esmerelda first."
Legolas announced.

"Why?"
Frodo asked.

"Foe Hammer says that he saw which way they went. All we have to do is follow him."

"Yes Meh Meh! I can show you the way Meh Meh."
Foe Hammer leaped into the air and flew over their heads.

"I forgot that he can fly."
Losider commented.

Foe Hammer landed again and motioned them forward with one of his hooves.

"Follow me Meh Meh."

As they walked through the wintery forest Piper asked Foe Hammer how long they had been in, wherever they were.

"Oh, a few months Meh Meh give or take a few hours Meh Meh."

"A few months?!?!?"
Frodo exclaimed.

"Yeah Meh Meh After Vili was taken at least three or four months have gone by Meh Meh."

"That's impossible! You guys have only been missing for two days!"
Legolas widened his eyes in shock.

"Really? Meh Meh It's only been two days? Meh Meh."

"Wait a minute, you've been sitting in that one spot for four months?"
Losider asked.

"I was wallowing in self pity and shame Meh Meh."

"That means that all of our friends have been lost here for four months!"
Piper shouted.

"We have to hurry and find Aragorn!"
Melui shouted.

She looked at the others.
"And the others."
She added.

Legolas rolled his eyes.

"Let's keep going. We can't waste anymore time talking. They could all be in serious trouble."

They had barely gone two steps when they heard bells.

"Is it already Christmas?"
Frodo asked.

The bells got louder, they could hear the sound of a whip cracking.

"Hide! Meh Meh!"

Everyone immedietly got behind Legolas.

"Seriously? Again?"

Foe Hammer flew into a tree and looked down nervously.

To their surprise it was a sleigh.
Or sled. Whatever you want to call it.

It was being pulled by a large... something. Legolas couldn't tell what it was because it was kicking snow up everywhere.

It flew past them covering everyone in snow.
Except Legolas.

"How-"
Losider started.

"Don't ask."

The sleigh pulled to a stop, Legolas could finally see what was pulling it.

An elk?

An elk!

You found my Fabulous?

Not now dad.

Don't just stand there! Go get her!

Legolas grumbled but moved over to the sleigh, cautiously.

The others refused to move.

"If he dies a horrible death will it be our fault?"
Frodo asked.

"I don't think so."
Piper replied.

"That's a relief."

Legolas continued to move towards the sleigh, suddenly two somethings flew out and knocked him to the ground.

While Legolas struggled the others debated over whether or not they should go help.

"He can usually handle himself."
Losider commented.

"Yeah but he got caught off guard."
Piper pointed out.

"He's made it out of worse."
Melui said.

"Right, but he looks like he could use some help now."
Frodo looked at the others.

They winced when he got hit on the back of the head with a stick.

They cringed when he got pushed onto his face.

Frodo covered his eyes but then peaked through them.

"He's been hogtied."
He announced.

"And gagged."
Losider added.

"Should we help him now?"
Piper asked.

Meh Meh!

Foe Hammer flew at the attackers and knocked one of them onto his back.
He spun around and leapt at the other one knocking him into the sleigh.

"Never mind. The goat's got it."
Melui assured the others.

Suddenly Foe Hammer stopped his attack.

"Fili! Meh Meh what are you doing here? Meh Meh."

Fili's face lit up in recognition.

"Foe Hammer! We thought we lost you!"

Foe Hammer allowed the dwarf to stand back up.

"Hey Kili! Look who it is!"

"Hey Hammer! Where have you been all this time?"
Kili asked.

"Is anyone else confused?"
Frodo asked.

"I think that we can agree that we are beyond confused."
Melui stated.

That's when the dwarves noticed them.

"Oh hey! Frodo right? Bilbo's nephew?"
Kili asked.

"Yeah..."

"Did you just say FRODO?!?!?"

Everyone jumped as a voice came from the sleigh.

Someone stood up and glared at Frodo.

"Es?!?!?"

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Dun dun DUNNNNNNN

Your'e all probably wondering, WHAT THE MORDOR IS GOING ON?!?!?
I can assure you that everything will be explained in the nexy chapter.
Until then, enjoy your cliffhanger!

I'm out