"What do you mean, 'What's the big deal?' JUST LOOK AT HIM!" Melui pointed at her older brother who was doing push ups with one hand.

They had gone to Minas Tirith in hopes that Aragorn could talk some sense into his friend. But it wasn't going well.

"I want to help him Melui. I really do, but I have absolutely no idea how." Aragorn glanced over at Legolas who was now completely balancing on one hand.

"You have to do something Aragorn." Gimli pleaded. "I thought it was funny at first but now he's freaking me out."

"Alright! I'll talk to him!"

Aragorn walked over to where Legolas was standing.

"Hey mellon. What's been going on with you lately?"

"I have no idea. One minute I'm fine, and the next I want to curl up into a ball and cry because I don't know who I am anymore."

Legolas smiled.

"But other than that I'm fine."

"That's good. So... Do want to go back to normal sometime soon or-"

"OH THAT'S JUST LIKE YOU ARAGORN! EVERYONE ONLY LIKES ME WHEN I'M NORMAL AND PERFECT BUT ANYTIME I WANT A CHANGE EVERYONE FREAKS OUT WELL GUESS WHAT? I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR *LANGUAGE* ANYMORE SO DEAL WITH IT!!!"

Aragorn stood with his mouth open and eyes wide in shock.

Legolas stormed off leaving Aragorn, Melui, Gimli, Chole Ann, Melwin, and Feren standing in shock.

Except Phoenix who was trying not to laugh.

This is awesome

Melui decided to take matters into her own hands.

"Alright then Legolas. You leave me with no choice. Aragorn! Come here."

Confused, Aragorn walked over to her.

"Yes?"

Melui turned and shouted at Legolas.

"Hey brother!"

Legolas turned around and glared at her.

Melui faced Aragorn and kissed him.

Chole Ann and Melwin's jaws dropped.

Feren gasped.

Gimli gagged.

Phoenix fainted.

When the kiss ended Melui faced her brother while Aragorn stared off into space with a silly grin on his face and hearts floating around him.

Legolas stared in shock, then his face turned red. If he was mad before it was nothing compared to how he felt now.

"MELUI WHEN ADA HEARS ABOUT THIS HE'LL GROUND YOU UNTIL THE FIFTH AGE!!!!"

Legolas stormed over and grabbed her by the hand and pulled her away. Melui smiled at Chole Ann and Melwin.

"It worked!"

"Great." Chole Ann said.

She glanced at Melwin.

"I think now would be a good time for us to go home now."

"I agree." Melwin nodded.

The two elleths left Minas Tirith in a hurry.

Phoenix stood up from where he had fainted.

"Feren?"

"Yes Phoenix?"

"Carry me home."

"Of course."

Feren picked Phoenix up and began the long trek home.

Meanwhile Gimli was trying to break Aragorn out of his trance.

"Aragorn! Snap out of it! It was just a kiss."

Aragorn sighed.

"She kissed me..."

Gimli groaned and dragged Aragorn inside the throne room.

He'd had enough craziness to last until the tenth age.

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Short chapter but I'm happy to report that Legolas is back to normal! Now we just need to know what Merry's up too.

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