Yeet that's me^^^ (I have a picture of me dressed a Legolas but I cant' find it...tear)

ALRIGHTY! So...I have always wanted to do some Middle Earth Men reader inserts since the day I finished my Star Trek book (feel free to check that out if you are into that stuff ;) ). I have loved LOTR ever since I can remember.

I read the Hobbit but not the others BUT that doesn't mean I won't' ever get to them! I have them on my very long list of books to read haha. I have only ever seen the Extended Edition so if there are parts you do not fully understand, that will be because of the added scenes. I guess you'll just have to find you a day to watch all of them. It can be done, I do it at least once a year ;)

Now for the rules...I promise I don't have many, I just need to say them for the sake of saying them and so I don't need to say them again. Know what I'm sayin'? Good!

I do not own any of the LOTR characters or anything of the franchise. A few of the names and characters I may add for story flow are of my creation but honestly, you will be able to tell who's is who's. I'm no Tolkien.

I. Will. Not. Write. Smut. No if, ands, or buts, about it. Don't ask. Don't comment all disappointed. I won't even apologize.

I am not one who curses, but words such as damn, bastard, the English 'arse', and any other "old" explative will be used for characterization purposes. Though I don't see this as an issue at all I just want to make sure y'all know I'm not a potty mouth :P

I will be writing mainly for; Legolas, Aragorn, Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Bilbo *young*, Samwise, Eomer, Faramir, Boromir, and Theodred on occasion.

I would write for Gimli but I find him to be the hardest for me to write with. But do not let that stop you from requesting something with him, I enjoy a good challenge ;)

I would be more than happy to write for The Hobbit dwarves but those will be upon request.

Requests will always be open unless specified others wise. But I don't see why I wouldn't love to hear your ideas and write you some content you would love to read!

I hope you come to enjoy this book and the writing style I have. The chapters will be around 2000-2500 words. If more I will let you know. I will try to update when I can, just know I have a full-time job and will be going back to school soon. You have been warned haha. Feel free to contact me for anything, not just LOTR! I'm here for you ;)

Welcome to Middle Earth!