Hello people of Earth and/or other various planets!

This is a book for my updating schedules, special announcements and just plain randomness.

Watch out for spam alerts! That's when I go crazy and updated a million chapters in 0.0034973 seconds. Okay, I may have exaggerated a teeny bit...

If you read my book Tarwa's Ridiculous Adventures, then please note that I'm not going to be posting news on there anymore. It's just going to be about really ridiculous randomnes. That alliteration though... 👌

Enjoy, my lovely pineapples!