Road Trip!

At a cafe, there were various cartoon characters and living humans having lunch. Porky Pig was talking with Speedy Gonzales about how he had to lose his stutter and suddenly wasn't funny, while Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo were talking with actor Matthew Lillard about his acting in the Scooby Doo movie about Spooky Island and they both threatened him about messing up in the upcoming sequel. Bugs was sitting with Kate about the movie script and how they had to move on without Daffy being involved.

"So, let's talk about the script, there's no heart no cooperation of words of anything." Kate said.

"Daffy learns to not to stick his head into jet engine." Bugs said.

"He's gone," Kate shrugged that off.

"Oh, he'll be back, he always comes back," Bugs agreed with her. "I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh."

"The duck is history, okay? Alright, so the question is, how can I help you re-position your brand entity? Answer: we team you up with a hot female co-star." Kate said to Bugs.

"Usually..." Bugs said, before spinning into a tornado and became esqued similarly to Marilyn Monroe, only without singing Happy Birthday to the President or the infamous skirt lift. "I play the female love interest~"

Michigan J. Frog stood up from his seat and sang his famous song with his top hat and cane.

"About this cross-dressing thing," Kate scolded Bugs. "In the past: Funny. Today: Disturbing."

Bugs shifted back to normal and wiped his ruby lipstick off his muzzle. "Lady, if you don't find a rabbit with lipstick amusing, you and I have nothing to say to each other."

"Look, I am trying to be nice, but I was brought in to abridge your century and I am not going to let you, some kids, or some wacky..." Kate said before getting interrupted.

Daffy." Bugs interrupted while eating a carrot.

Kate had a little fit about them, then moved on. "It doesn't matter..."

"Well, these matter," Bugs said as he took out about five golden Bunny awards, and then lugged out a chunk of the Hollywood Walk of Fame which had his name on it. "And THIS! And they say, we get Daffy back. Right, boys?"

The golden awards hopped and cheered to prove his point.

"It'll be fine, trust me." Kate replied strict.

*•*•*•*•*•*•

Bebe and Cece were in a taxi being driven home.

"Thanks Mr Taxi Driver!" Cece waves at the man.

"No problem kid." The toon driver smiles in return before driving off "Tell ya parents I'm a huge fan!"

The twins walk towards the two story mansion that they share with they're parents. Bebe goes up to door and pushes it open, when they step inside they see the house was a disaster!

The couch was torn in half, the was stuffing everywhere, the pictures on the wall were broken and the vases were smashed.

"Mommy? Daddy?" Bebe looked around the room search for their parents.

"I think Daddy had too much soda again" Cece looked at the mess.

"Sis look at this!" Bebe runs into the room with a piece of paper

The twins silently read the note together.

"What do we do?" Cece asked her brother scared.

"We gotta go and find this place" Bebe pointed at the address the twins leave the house and run to the instructed address.

*•*•*•*•*•*•

DJ hopped off his motorcycle and he was going to go home to relax.

"Little Damian..." a familiar toon old woman smiled as she clipped her hedges.

"Hey Granny," DJ smiled, though was very upset on the inside. "Hi, Tweety."

"How was work today?" the yellow canary asked politely as he swung in his cage.

DJ didn't want to reveal the rotten day he had, so he made up something. "Eventful." he uttered out before going inside.

"What a nice young man..." Granny smiled as she had accidentally clipped Sylvester's tail off, making her cat sky-rocket in the air.

The cat's scream of pain caught Granny's and Tweety's attention as they saw him sky-rocket.

DJ went to his front door and unlocked it and went inside. He kept walking and sighed as he saw a younger portrait of his father, being in yet another spy flick and looking quite charming. He lived in a pretty nice place, mostly due to his father's success in the movies, unlike him.

"Guess who?" Daffy popped out from his backpack. "So, did ya miss me?" he kissed DJ right on the cheek and hopped out, exploring the place. "In a few days, they'll be kissing my befeathered rump begging me to come back. But I won't!"

"Did you miss the part where I invited you in?" DJ scoffed to the black duck.

"I'll be too busy accepting numerous, multiple offers to every studio in town!" Daffy was excited, but then he got glum as he felt his luck just running out within seconds. "Who am I kidding? My career is over."

"Perhaps I was being too polite," DJ smiled, then points towards the door firmly. "GET OUT!"

"I'll starve, I'll have to eat envelope glue!" Daffy put away the newspaper about him, then went to DJ's aquarium. "Wait, a sushi bar!" He reached his hand in and grabbed one of the fish to eat it right away.

DJ gripped Daffy by the throat, reached down and pulled out the fish and put it back. "Daffy?"

"Yes...?"

"Leave my father's house, NOW!" DJ squashed him flat.

The black duck was able to straighten himself out after jumping away from the man and was about to play the piano, but then remembered of what DJ said of who's house this was. "You live with Daddy?"

"Yeah, so?" DJ shrugged. "Just... You know... Temporarily..."

"I've hit rock bottom," Daffy started to bawl. "I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father..." he then looked around the house and noticed the numerous items of the famed spy actor. "Grease and gravy! Your dad is Damian Drake the super spy?" he played with a framed magnifying glass, but broke it.

"He's an actor who plays a super spy," DJ scoffed to him and put the award back, angered that it was broken. "And that, was his I-Spy Award."

Daffy was still living it up being in the house of Damian Drake. "Ingenious. An actor playing a super spy as a cover for being a super spy playing an actor. In fact, I'll bet this whole dump is a super spy lair. Nothing is as it seems. You're probably protected by an invisible force field right this minute!" he then grabbed an apple and threw the fruit to DJ, bruising both him and the fruit. "AHA! The force-field penetrates apples!"

DJ was about to kill Daffy until he heard multiple knocking on his door "Don't touch anything." He warns he opens door to see the twins falling at his feet.

"Oh no no no no not you two." DJ shook his head, at all the people in the world Bebe and Cece were the last ones he wanted to see.

"DJ!" Bebe and Cece run into the house out of breath, the twins tried to explain what happened but DJ couldn't understand them, DJ and Daffy look at each other with confusion.

Soon the twins were just wave their arms around and talking gibberish finally DJ had enough and pinches their lips.

"Now I'm gonna take my hands off of your lips and when I do I want you to SLOWLY tell me what's going on." DJ said "Ok?"

The twins nodded as he takes his hands off of their lips.

"We went home."

"And then Bebe opened the door."

"And when I opened the door."

"There was a mess everywhere!"

"And I found this letter and it told us to come here." Bebe hands DJ the letter as DJ read it carful.

Dear DJ, I know this is a little short notice but we need you to look after the twins, there is something we need to take care of that we can't involve our children I know that you have the skills and experience to protect our kids we'll be back and explain everything.

Sincerely Mr. Giggtoski.

After DJ was done reading he rolled his eyes "You've gotta be kidding me."

"What?"Daffy asked looking over his shoulder.

"Mr and Mrs.Giggtoski left and they want me to baby sit." DJ couldn't believe it after those two troublemakers got him fired he has to take care of them till their parents get back.

"Yay!" The twins cheered they were about to run around until DJ caught them just in time "No no no not in my house you two are going to a hotel."

"Wait this could be my chance!" Daffy smiled wickedly "Since that no good rabbit isn't here I can slip my way back to fame with these two pipsqueaks." Daffy rubs his hands together like a mad man.

"That is one crazy duck." Bebe And Cece looked at him weirdly.

"And you know what you can go with them." DJ starts to look though a phone book for hotels to call.

"But our Daddy say that we gotta stay here." Bebe huffed as he points to the floor.

"Oh yeah well does your daddy know that you got me fired?" DJ asked already knowing the answers.

"No." The twins looked away, not wanting to look him in the eye.

"Exactly so you two are gonna go and take Daffy with you and-" DJ mid sentence looking at the twins who are doing lip quivers and tears in their eyes.

"DJ doesn't like us anymore!" Cece fell on her butt starting to cry.

"Why are you so so so mean!" Bebe starts to go along with his sister.

"Oh nice going Mr.Sensitive." Daffy shoots his head jokingly.

DJ looked at two crying, he suddenly hears a ringing.

"Ok Ok Don't cry" DJ put his hands up surrendering "Stay here and Uncle DJ will answer his-" the ringing was not from his phone, but something else. "Remote...?" he picked up the remote and put it to his ear. "Hello?" he then shrugged it off and clicked a button to turn it off and set it down, not really sure what to do now.

A tiny webcam came from inside a chest and it showed to be a film projector of sorts. The portrait of DJ's father in younger years slid up and there came a video screen of what Damian Drake looked like now.

"Son?" Damian got his son's attention.

"Dad?" DJ was confused. "What are you doing in the painting?"

"I wanted to keep you out of this, but there's no one else I can trust," Damian said before someone came to beat him up and he was going to fight back. "Can you hold on a second?"

"Are you shooting a movie or something?" DJ sat down, still very confused of his dad's situation.

"A new Damian Drake movie?" Daffy hopped on the couch with soda pop and popcorn. "Cool!"

"Ooh it just started!" The twins stop crying, flopping down on the couch, they pull behind their backs and put 3D glasses on each other.

"Come to Las Vegas!" Damian told his son urgently. "Ask Dusty Tails for the Blue Monkey!"

"The Blue Monkey?" DJ asked. "What's the Blue Monkey?"

"And who's Dusty Tails?" Cece asked "Is he a bad guy?!"

"A diamond," Damian said to his son urgently before he would stop filming this warning. "A very special diamond. Find Dusty Tails."

"Dad, you need us to call the police or something?" DJ asked, a little worried.

Damian set a smoke bomb in the room he was in. "No police!"

"Dad, are you all right?"

"I'm sorry I never told you this before... But.. I... I..."

A bad guy grabs him but a woman with large blonde curly hair puts his arms behind his back and kicks him away. She had large winged black eyes with bright red lipstick with a black mole on the side of her cheek.

"Mommy!!" The twins cheered, revealing who the women is.

"Oh my little croissants." She spoke with a French accent as she smiles into the camera showing that she had a gap between her two front teeth "Thank goddess you are safe."

"Mrs.Giggtoski what is  going on?" DJ asked concern.

"I have no time to explain." She punches a bad guy in face "But you must find the blue monkey before it is too late!"

"Ok alright." DJ said trying to process everything.

"Make sure to keep my little mignonnes safe DJ promise me!!" She begged.

"Ok ok I promise." DJ gave her scouts honor.

"Mommy don't go!" Bebe and Cece begged.

"Mommy loves you babies listen to DJ and be safe." She kisses the camera as the film ends as the bad guys took her away.

*•*•*•*•*•*•

"Diamond?" Daffy got predictably greedy. "I'm rich! I've joined the leisure class!"

"I gotta go save my dad." DJ got ready to leave.

"We gotta save Mommy." Bebe stands on the couch with his hands on his hip looking determined "Come on sis!" He takes his sister's hand jumping off the couch.

"Oh no no no you two are staying here." DJ grabs his coat.

"Our mommy's in trouble we're going!" Cece runs to the door but DJ grabs her putting her back where she was.

"No your not." DJ points a finger at her.

Cece frowned as her face turned red, her cheeks puffed out as she holds her breath.

"Ok that is freaking me out what is she doing?" DJ asked her twin brother, raising an eyebrow.

"She gonna hold her breath till you say yes." Bebe shrugged his shoulders.

Cece's face started to turn pink.

"Look your not going so stop it." DJ gets down to her level.

Cece tries to keep holding her breath but she can't anymore and passes out.

"Ok Ok Ok you can go!!" DJ gave in, afraid she was gonna be unconscious.

Bebe picks his up off the floor and they run after him.

DJ went to get to his dad's old car.

"A super spy car?" Daffy was excited. "Let's go!"

"This isn't a spy car." DJ looked at him.

"Your dad is a spy, ergo, this is a spy car." Daffy insisted.

"I used to deliver pizzas in this car," DJ said once he got in, the twins hopped in the back seat.

"Alright you two." DJ turns around to look at them "I don't want any fighting from here to Vegas am I clear?"

"We promise." The twins give innocence smiles, showing him scouts honor.

"Good." DJ started up the car drove out of the garage.

"Hey!" Daffy pops out from the back seat "You wanna know how I know it's a spy car because it's looks absolutely nothing like a spy car." DJ gets tired of Daffy talking and punches him in the bill causing the duck to be fall unconscious.

"I like you!" Bebe smirked at DJ as he looked down at the injured toon.

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