Looney Family
Meanwhile, back at Warner Bros. Studio, Kate, Bugs, and two men were watching a recording of the new film.
The Looney Tunes film called Back in Action was being filmed, Bugs put away his script on the screen and Elmer was going over his lines while holding his shotgun. It was the typical Duck Season Rabbit Season deal, but it wasn't going too well since Bugs didn't have a co-star anymore. Even Elmer was confused and just shot Bugs in the face.
"Oh, pain!" Bugs cried as he was in bandages. "Oh, agoooonnnyy!"
The men glared at Kate as she sat in between.
"You're fired." one man told Kate.
"What!?" Kate flipped out.
"You got rid of our best duck." the other man agreed.
Kate stood up in shock as Bugs came behind them, dressed like them. "You can't fire me! My films have made $950 million!"
"That's not a billion." one of the men said.
"Nope, not a billion." the other repeated.
Bugs mirrored their hand gestures, agreeing with them.
"Plus it was your responsibility to look after the two Giggtoski twins, if their parents find out they'll never want to work with us again."
"Or they could sue us."
"Okay, all right," Kate gave in. "I think we can all agree that the decision to get rid of Daffy was a poor one. But it's time to move on. And by move on, I mean reversing course and getting Daffy back."
"By Monday." the two men told her, standing up sharply.
Kate nodded. "I will have Daffy back by Monday."
"And getting the twins." They said.
"And getting the twins." Kate nods.
The two men nodded back and left the theater.
"That went well," Bugs smirked with one of his carrots. "Listen, doll face, if I know Daffy, he's probably already hit the road by now."
•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*
And where he was right, as Daffy was thrown out of the car yet again, actually hitting the road. Daffy came back and stretched a little.
"I'm getting really tired of throwing you out of the car..." DJ murmured as he kept driving.
The twins scowl each other with their arms folded as they sit on opposite sides of the back seat.
"Stop looking at me." Cece frowns at her brother.
"You stop looking at me!" Bebe glared at her back.
Before you knew it they were in a fight cloud as they yelled and punching each other.
"Don't make me come back there!" DJ looked at them in the rear view mirror with a stern father like look.
"She started it!" Bebe yelled pushed his hand on her cheek as Cece was on top of him as he pulled her hair, going back into the fight cloud.
"I don't care who started it I'll finish it!" DJ said trying to keep his eye on the road.
"Alright you two we're on our way to get me stinking rich so put a sock in it." Daffy looked back at them.
Bad idea.
The twins look at each for a second before jumping into the front seat, mauling Daffy as he screamed when they were done Daffy looked like he was mauled by a bear.
Daffy squeaks before fainting.
DJ smiles as he satisfied the toon Duck was silent.
"Now, listen, if we run into anything that requires super spy skills like cracking wise, smooching dames, you better leave that to me. However, if we have any security guarding needs-"
"Very funny, Duck, but I'm not a security guard," DJ said to him. "My guard thing was just a job for money, but what I really do is that I'm a stuntman."
"You? A stuntman? Please!" Daffy scoffed.
"You mean you can do like back flips?!" Cece asked amazed.
"Well not yet." DJ looked away embarrassed.
"Yeah he's more of a scream like a girl kind of stuntman." Bebe snorted.
"Oh look who's talking Mr I'm scared of the dark." Cece defended DJ.
"Hey that's private!" Bebe frowned.
Suddenly a phone rang and Daffy answered it. "Duck here!"
"Daffy, old chum, how are you-" Bugs asked on the other line before getting interrupted.
"Cram it down your rabbit hole." Daffy scoffed at his sidekick.
Bebe takes the phone from Daffys hand.
"Hi bugs!" The twin greet the rabbit.
"Hey kids you guys having fun with Daffy?"
"Nah not really" Bebe shook his head.
"Give me that!" Daddy snatched the phone back.
"I think I can get you your old job back with less of a pay cut than usual." Bugs invited.
"So not interested!" Daffy acted like Bugs was merely a memory. "I'm off to Las Vegas with my newest sidekicks DJ and double trouble to match wits with spies and show girls! It's a little adventure called: Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey! And you're not in it!" he hung up the phone, done talking with him.
Bugs blinked and shrugged. "Blue Monkey?"
•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*
What they didn't know was that their call was being transmitted to a satellite.
"This is unacceptable!" a red-haired man with glasses in a black suit shot up from his seat from his papers. "We cannot have nine-year-olds working in sweatshops making Acme sneakers not when three-year-olds work for so much less!"
One man hit his buzzer and looked to his boss. "But sir, they require naps..."
The head man gave him a look. "Put double espresso in their sippy cups."
The others forced laughter then, knowing it would make their boss happy and they would suffer consequences if they didn't.
"What's next on the agenda?" the boss went in a frenzy. "Where's my people? What's coming up? What's the next thing?"
A large bearded and bald man walked over to the boss and whispered details to him.
"I see," The man said after hearing everything the man had to tell him and then turned to look at the other men. "Gentlemen, turn your attention to the video screen."
They all looked, doing as told. The man struggled with his remotes and the screen. There came an infamous cartoon short with the 'I Like to Singa owl' which confused some of the people in the room.
The boss finally got the screen to the right place as it showed DJ's car with Daffy's head out the window like a slobbering dog.
Bebe was in DJ's lap playing with the wheel as he drove while his sister was dancing like a pop star in the passengers seat.
"It seems that Damian Drake's son and the little brats know about the Blue Monkey and he is on his way to Las Vegas," he observed. "They must not find the location of the diamond before we do,"
He then changed the channel to show Damian Drake in an interrogation room with some goons beating up the old man. "How's the interrogation going?"
"I think he's getting ready to crack, Boss!" The old man informed the boss before getting beaten up again.
"Well why don't we just check on the happy couple." The boss turned the channel to see Mr and Mrs Giggtoski back to back tied up with the goons, let's just say it was bad for them dealing with an anger mother.
"Where are MY BABIES!!!" Mrs Giggtoski said in a demonic voice pushing the goon to the camera, the boss jerked back as the goon slide down slowly.
"You guys want to live with all your limbs it would wise to tell her." Mr.Giggtoski looked into the camera knowing that the leader was watching.
The boss stopped the filming and looked to his gang. "We cannot let the good guys win this time, people. We must capture this son of a spy and the two little brats, we must locate the diamond and use its powers for our own diabolical ends! Copy that to all departments!"
"I didn't quite get that..." one of the woman said."
"Didn't quite! Uh was something with capture the son of a spy and use the diamond for our own diabolical ends. And be sure to use the laugh I like the laugh don't you? And what is your name?!" The boss exclaimed to the woman.
"Mary." The woman gave her name.
"Well, Mary..." the boss said firmly, before dropping his voice to sound low and seductive. "How'd you like to do a little kissing later?"
Mary recoiled in instant shock.
"That's what they all say at first," the boss smirked, then looked to his other men. "Soon the ACME Corporation will tower over all of creation!" he called with a laugh.
"Wait a minute!" one of the men called.
The boss looked to him, actually calm. "Yes?"
"What about the duck?" A bald man asked.
The boss looked sharp and deathly serious. "Extra crispy."
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top