Finding The Blue Monkey
In Acme Headquarters, Mr. Chairman had the camera.
"Chair people," Chairman greeted his lackeys. "I reveal to you the whereabouts of the Blue Monkey."
The others were eager and excited. The world was theirs now! But when they got the picture of the map, it appeared to have Daffy's face blocking most of the map telling them that it was impossible to tell where to go.
"There's a duck in the middle of the map," Chairman was not amused. "Remove the duck. Remove the duck! The duck is in the-Duck!" he couldn't take it anymore and threw remote at Daffy's image, but this made the whole screen shatter. He didn't mean for that to happen. "We cannot let a couple of brats, Duck and rabbit thwart our plans for global domination!"
"Wanna bet." Damian and Francis retorted as they were forced to wear metallic helmets, Mimi was being held in the air by two evil henchmen holding her by her arms
"Five dollars say our kids will scuttle your diabolical plans and save the world." Francis growled.
"You're both awfully spunk for a couple of men in your positions," Mr. Chairman said
"You let them go you evil conniving son of a -" Before Mimi could get the
"Watch your mouth missy this is a kids movie" Mr Chair points a finger at her, Mimi opens her mouth wide and bites down on his finger hard. Chairman squeals and yells in pain rubbing his bitten finger
"Secousse." Mimi mumbles under her breath glaring him down
Translation: Jerk
"Your lucky I can't understand." Chairman huffs "Foreigners."
"DJ still has a chance." Damian then said.
Chairman heard enough from them and took a remote from the tiny, creepy scientist and made the two men slap themselves on the head over and over.
"Now, I think I'm gonna raise my bet and release our most vicious operative." Mr. chairman said as a cage was being lowered.
The vicious operative was revealed to be the Tasmanian Devil himself as he was slamming around the cage and looked just as menacing as always.
One man pushed his buzzer to speak. "Mr. Chairman, while we agree that the Tasmanian Devil is quite vicious, if memory serves, he is also really stupid."
"Really?" Chairman smirked, then let Taz go free. "So are you. That's a good boy!"
Taz roared and spat all around in his infamous tornado move and viciously devoured the man, making him nothing but a mere skeleton.
"I withdraw my objection..." the skeleton minion murmured, he was called VP Never Learning for a reason.
Mimi and Francis looked in horror at what Taz had done, they both could only think about one thing
"Our babies!"
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While this was going on, Bebe, DJ, Kate, Cece, Bugs and Daffy were still following the map as they continued to walk through a jungle.
DJ cut through the green plants like a heroic explorer as the others followed behind him.
"This would be a lot easier underground." Bugs murmured.
"Come on, it's only another 6,000 cubits in this here thick direction." DJ said as he looked at his compass.
The twins were running around having fun since they had never been in the jungle Bebe with two black stripes on his cheeks was wearing a black shirt with camo pants and black biker boots , Cece wearing a white shirt with the same camo pants had her hair in one big high puff while a black bandana held up her hair runs towards a Bush she accidentally trips on a stump about to fall on it but luckily Kate catches her in time.
"Careful Cece that's poison ivy." Kate carries her close for safety.
There revealed to be the pachyderm as it came with three familiar faces.
"Wook Gwanny, it's that nice boy fwom next doow." Tweety chirped to his elderly mistress.
"Little Damian," Granny smiled. "How funny seeing you here."
"Hi Granny." DJ said to them.
"Uh, would you and your little friends like a lift?" Granny asked.
DJ and Kate nodded their heads yes as their answer.
"Giddyup, Dumbo!" Daffy called, having already climbed aboard.
Bugs climbed up the trunk and looked to the little family. "Sure was a lucky coincidence, you showin' up just now."
"Yes... Wasn't it?" Granny smirked rather devilishly with her cat.
There came a bunch of rainbow colored canaries who all looked a lot like Tweety.
"Ooo pretty tweeties!" Cece points to the birds with fascination.
"I've discovered my woots!" Tweety beamed.
"I've discovered my lunch." Sylvester smirked.
The birds chirped what Tweety often said whenever he would think he would see Sylvester and they all started to attack him.
"Cwy fweedom!" Tweety cheered for his fellow canaries, wearing African clothes now.
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"What a fantastic view!" Daffy was amazed.
"Unless you're in the audience in which case you've been starin' at an elephant's behind for 30 seconds." Bugs muttered.
"Yeah, that is one sight that no one on earth should ever ever ever see." Bebe said, shuddering.
"My destiny awaits!" Daffy smiled greedily after the elephant stopped walking.
DJ and Kate looked all around and saw monkey formations. The diamond had to be around here somewhere.
"I guess this is our stop." DJ commented.
"Enjoy your adventure, children." Granny smiled to them before she went off with her elephant after they hit the ground together.
"Thanks granny!" Bebe salutes her
"Of course young man." Granny smiles giving Bebe a pat on the head.
They all came to the temple together and looked around. There was a bigger temple on the other side with molten lava and no bridge or stairs to cross over to it.
Daffy finally found something and looked disappointed, but DJ knew that that was a very dumb move on his part. "This is the Blue Monkey? This dime-store bauble? I've been rooked. Shafted by the gods. I demand recompense. I want my diamond! WHERE IS MY HUMONGOUS ROCK!?"
"I think you're about to get it as it lands right on top of you in 3, 2, 1..." Cece said.
And as if right on cue, a humongous rock landed right on top of duck.
"Huh... Pressed duck." Bugs scoffed.
DJ moved the rock off from Daffy as he was totally squished and flattened on the ground now.
Kate picked up the monkey piece Daffy found. "This looks like a puzzle piece."
"What?" DJ looked at her.
Kate found the puzzle and pieced it all together. However, once she did, a bunch of darts were flying out. After Daffy recovered from the rock fall, he deflated and fell down again.
Bebe and Cece did their best to dodge them
DJ tried to help the others dodge the darts as Kate did that, working the best she could. "Okay Kate... Any time now!"
Kate finally solved it as Daffy was picking the darts out of his body and the bridge on the other side of the lava was lowering for them.
"Yes!" Bebe cheered. "You did it, Kate!"
Everybody could now see the long-awaited Blue Monkey diamond that was just over the stairs.
"I'm rich, I'm affluent, my liquidity is assured!" Daffy rushed over with his greed.
"Daffy get back here!" DJ called. "Don't touch that!"
"The rock is mine!" Daffy kept reaching. "So close!"
"Do you mind?" DJ glared at him.
"Yes I mind, I should get the treasure, the others too, but we'll discuss that later." Daffy smirked.
"Careful with my diamond..." Daffy was nervous, but for the wrong reasons. "Easy now..."
DJ got the container the diamond was latched inside of and looked all around it, wondering how it worked, he was a little sad though. "Dad... This is for you..."
The diamond glowed and zapped him, turning him into a monkey.
"Why DJ, why you?" Daffy mourned the former man. "Why wasn't it me!? Just academic curiosity, you know..." he then grabbed the diamond and walked away.
"Daffy! Change him back." Cece huffs at the selfish duck
"Why should I?" Daffy looked at her.
Cece growled at him with razor sharp teeth reaching behind her back, Cece pulls out a mallet smacking it in her hand
"Fine... Fine..." Daffy grumbled, then used the diamond to send DJ back to normal.
DJ suddenly stood up, now a human again, and touched all over himself, feeling infested. He then took the diamond from the duck and walked off.
"That is so sweet," Granny appeared with a friendly giggle as always. "Now if you could just hand over the diamond..." she then grabbed the top of her head, revealing a zipper to show Mr. Chairman and Sylvester was Bob. "Immediately!"
"My turn!" Tweety called before he unzipped himself and was revealed to be Taz.
"I knew it was you!" DJ pointed sharply to Chairman, even if he didn't really know who this guy was, but had a good idea about him being the villain of this story.
"You knew it was me, did you?" Chairman mocked him. "You're wrong. Because I'm not me. I'm actually..." he tried to reach for a zipper, but couldn't and it was a little embarrassing now. "I can't. I can't reach over the hat. I'd rehearse back at ACME, but I never wore the hat. And now the hat is throwing me off. Would you..." he handed his hat to Bebe. "Thank you very much. Now, I'm actually-" he then pulled down the zipper, revealing to be Damian Drake. "Your father."
"Dad..." DJ whispered.
"Saw that one comin'." Daffy scoffed.
"Look into your heart, DJ," Damian said to his only born. "You know it's true."
"No, it can't be true..." DJ shook his head.
"You're right, it isn't!" Damian laughed, then unzipped himself again, revealing to be Michael Jordan with a basketball. "Let's do some drills."
"This doesn't make a lick of sense..." Daffy rolled his eyes.
"Okay, this is getting old." Bebe said.
Chairman revealed himself.
Chairman laughed at all of them. "Well, who's laughing now?"
Nobody was laughing at all.
"Apparently no one," Chairman frowned. "Anyway, give me the Monkey!"
"No, forget that, man, you're evil!" DJ glared at him.
"Yeah! Now, where's our parents?!" Bebe growled at the evil man
"That's a good question," Chairman smiled evilly. "Now, Mr. Smith, shall we show the brat of where his precious parents are?"
The strong man took out a bazooka and zapped them all, transporting them out of Africa and into Acme Headquarters. Taz looked to where everyone used to be and then at the big strong man. The big strong man unzipped himself and revealed to be a female Tasmanian Devil with short blonde hair, green mascara, big red lips, a lavender bow with lavender heels. Taz zipped away to get a box of chocolates with a wedding ring and the female zipped away with a wedding veil and a bridal bouquet. The two kissed before blabbering with each other, kissing again, and then blabbering again.
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Mr. Chariman and everyone else all reappeared at Acme, only their features were all mixed up. Chairman saw what was wrong and set them all back to normal. Daffy choked and spit out as he was eating a carrot.
"I thought they fixed that glitch," Chairman growled. "Mr. Smith is fired!"
DJ even tried to tackle the man.
Chairman took out one of his remotes and showed Mimi, Francis , and Damian strapped down and in a trap on the video screen.
"Dad!" DJ gasped.
"Mommy?" Bebe looked horrified with tears in his eyes
"Daddy!" Cece screamed letting the tears roll down her face
"Don't worry kids mommy and daddy are gonna be fine!" Francis tried to give his kids a confidence as he and his wife were tied together with rope
"This is the remote that works," Chairman mumbled to himself, then looked to DJ as he were being restrained to not hurt Mr. Chairman. "This, my friend, is the ACME Train of Death, which is not good news for your father!"
"Oh, but you see, if the Train of Death doesn't kill them, then those crates of TNT will," Chairman explained, showing all the death traps for Francis , Mimi, and Damian. "Not to mention the two-ton anvil hanging over his head. And look... There's the Pendulum of Doom. What's the Pendulum of Doom doing there? I did not order it. It's overkill. Get rid of it."
Wile E. looked sheepish and got rid of it for his boss.
"Now, if you want to keep your family together, I would hand over the Blue Monkey now." Chairman demanded.
DJ looked at him with a sour look
"And I know you wouldn't want these ... sweet, innocent, cutely drawn children to become orphans." Chairman smirks gesturing to the twins making DJ look at their sad tearful faces with their big eyes
"Don't worry, kids, we're fine!" Damian called, trying to blow out the flames, but they wouldn't go out.
Kate shook her heads, not wanting DJ to give it up.
DJ felt he had no other choice, so he gave up the diamond over to the bad man. "Now, my father and the twins parents."
Chairman smirked devilishly to them. "They're waiting for a train..."
"Why you-" Bebe angrily lunges at him but a henchman hold him and Cece in the arm "Put us down!" The two are suddenly stuffed in a sack
"Let the twins go!" DJ growls as the two kids shuffle around trying to break free.
"Oh I'll let them go." Chairman smirks "Up in the sky from being blown up by dynamite!"
He laughed as the men restrained DJ and Kate while he walked off with the Blue Monkey. "Where's Marvin the Martian?"
The toon alien rushed over with a saluting hand.
"All right, here is the Blue Monkey," Chairman handed it over to him. "Go put it on the satellite. Go!"
"Oh no ya don't eight ball!" Daffy runs after him.
Marvin went inside and hitched a ride on his spaceship to put the diamond on an outer space satellite to turn the entire human population into monkeys for his boss.
Daffy got in a spaceship as he flew off to chase after Marvin, but he crashed a little and made the A on the Acme building fall off accidentally.
"HA! You'd never catch the rabbit being this heroic." Daffy grinned.
Bugs came up beside him. "Eh, what's up, Doc?"
Daffy narrowed his eyes at him. "You're despicable."
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