Casino Raid
"Whoo-hoo, Las Vegas!" Daffy cheered.
DJ drove them as they passed all sorts of bright lights, casinos, magic shows, and basically all the kind of fun an adult could have in a city like Las Vegas.
"Cool, I've never been to Las Vegas before." Bebe said.
DJ drove up to a casino that looked a lot like Yosemite Sam with money bags as it was showing Dusty Tails was preforming in it tonight. DJ walked in with the duck and the twins.
"Smell that, guys?" Daffy asked as he walked into the room with them after parking. "That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour, and busload upon busload of senior citizens."
"Cool it, duck, this could be dangerous." DJ warned him.
"Well just in case it is I vote to put me in charge of Bebe." Cece puffed out her chest patting her twin's head who did not look happy.
"Why should you be in charge of me?" Bebe pointed around his chest "I'm the oldest!"
"You're only older by three minutes!" Cece got in his face.
"I'm still older!" Bebe frowned but Cece stuck her fingers in her ears "La La La La I'm not listening!!"
Bebe tackles her as they argue in a fight cloud before revealing Cece standing on top of him pulling the straps of his overalls as Bebe pulls her hair at the bottom.
"Guys!" DJ scowled at them getting their attention "What did I say? No fighting while we're here."
"Sorry DJ." The twins apologized, admittedly stopped fighting.
"Come on." DJ grabbed both of their hands as they all go into the casino.
DJ looked among the crowd, looking for the woman that his father assigned them to go for. Patch began to look around as well, looking for the woman that Damian assigned them.
"Did you know Dusty Tails sings the theme song in six Damian Drake movies?" Daffy asked them as they walked past slot machines.
"I know," DJ replied, annoyed. "He's my father."
"Your dad is Damian Drake?" Daffy sounded surprised.
"Yes!" DJ was really annoyed with Daffy right now.
"I'm kiddin', relax." Daffy laughed.
"Keep doing that and you're gonna flying out the window." Bebe warned him.
There was a whistle called as there was a familiar chicken on stage to introduce the act.
"I say, listen up, y'all," Foghorn Leghorn settled the crowd. "Please put your greasy, buffet-shoveling hands together for our next act. If you've heard her before, you're not here now. So, I say, let me introduce you to Miss Dusty Tails!"
DJ looked on the stage and saw the woman his father was talking about.
Dusty came on stage, singing soft at first as she was dressed like a prim and proper woman with her pure white clothing, but the song grew intense as she ripped off the white clothes and revealed black clothes and there were short men with Yosemite Sam masks going to back-up dance for her.
Bebe's eyes popped out of his head as his tongue laid on the ground drooling.
"Have some respect." Cece took her brothers tongue stretching it out making it go back into his mouth.
DJ covered his eyes briefly. Daffy looked with his eyes very wide, so wide that they literally popped from his head and rolled on his beak. The back-up dancers popped guns next to Dusty to shoot out sparkling confetti. DJ was trying to think of a way to get in and he saw a sign for backstage of the girls' dressing rooms and decided to sneak back there so he could talk with Dusty during her show without anyone noticing anything unusual.
"Where did DJ go?" Cece asked, noticing that the man was missing.
"Dunno." Daffy said in a slight trance.
DJ made it backstage as she was with a couple of other female dancers and he tried to call to her, but she couldn't leave the stage in the middle of her song. He then grabbed one of the back-up dancers and put a Yosemite Sam mask on and joined them in the dance and he would dance directly with Dusty and try to get her alone.
"What!?" Daffy noticed the taller male dancer that didn't seem to belong with the others.
"Hey look DJ's on stage!" Bebe pointed.
DJ grabbed Dusty and danced with her and she realized who he was and agreed to meet him after the dance in her dressing room to privately talk with her about the diamond his father told him about.
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After the show, Dusty walked into her dressing room with the boys.
"Excuse me, I have to change." Dusty shoved DJ out the door.
"Okay toots, hand over the diamond!" Daffy demanded.
"He brought a goose?" Dusty asked, not recognizing what specific species Daffy was.
"It's duck thank you!" Daffy huffed.
DJ came back in, holding his nose to make sure it wasn't bleeding from the door slam.
"You again." Daffy folded his wings in annoyance.
Dusty looked to see Bebe and Cece playing around a chair as Bebe twirled his sister around as she spun in the chair.
"Are those Francis and Mimi's twins?" Dusty was surprised to see the two children "What are they doing here?!"
"Their parents were afraid they were gonna be kidnapped so they had me watch em." DJ explained, Cece was chasing her brother with a pair of nunchucks that DJ took out of her hands. "They're a handful.
"My dad's in trouble," DJ said once he saw his nose was fine and Dusty was changing. "and he said that I should ask you about the Blue Monkey."
That got the showgirl's attention. "So then you know?"
"Yes, definitely." DJ said as he got off the cowboy sash and ascot.
"I figured something must have happened when he didn't show up with Francis and Mimi those two were supposed to be his bodyguards," Dusty said then. "I'm sorry, but that's what comes with being a spy."
"So your a spy too?" DJ asked, trying not to be impolite.
"Our Mom and Dad are spies!?" Bebe asked.
"Awesome!!" Cece eyes turned into stars "I wanna be a spy!!" Cece does crazy karate moves and then accidentally kicks her brother away. Knowing she's in trouble she bolts as Bebe runs after her.
"So this pop diva thing? That's not you?" DJ asked
"That's just one side of me," Dusty said, dressing herself in a leather spy suit. "Professional assassin. It's really hard trying to juggle the two sometimes. I don't know what I'll do when I have kids, I don't know how Mimi does it. Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny with advance weapons training?"
"So what this blue monkey?" DJ asked.
"Your fathers assignment was to trick it down before the chairmen could." She holds up a magazine with the ceo of acme on it "The diamond has super natural powers it would be a disaster if it fell into the wrong hands."
"I was supposed to give him this." She holds a queen of diamonds for DJ to take.
"But that's just a silly ol card." Bebe looked at confused.
"Ah but's it's more than just a silly o'l card if you know the right way to use it." Dusty boops his nose.
"This isn't a king sized diamond." Daffy looked at card outraged "This is a queen of diamonds, What kind of sick joke is this?!" He gets his answer but getting karate chopped in the neck.
"Cool I wanna do that!" Cece pulls her hand about to karate chop her brother but hears DJ clear his throat giving her a you better not face, she puts her hand behind her back whistling.
"Can I have that?" DJ asked politely.
"Aw that is so sweet, you trying to take over for your father." Dusty said "These evil forces they're bad people."
"Relax sister I don't know the meaning of the word fear." Daffy opens the door revealing Sam with a loaded cannon! "Fear : Noun A state of terror."
The twins scream running in fear of being shot at as DJ tackles Dusty from being hit.
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DJ ran across the stage and took Daffy out from a fire extinguisher he was shoved against and he tried to get the foam off from him. They then ended up climbing up the ladder and Daffy was blocking DJ's vision by grabbing onto his head, covering his eyes.
"Wait where are the twins?" DJ realizes the two toon kids weren't with him and Daffy.
"DJ!!!" He hears his name being called, he sees the twins in a corner being towered over one Sam's goons, Cece hide behind her brother in fear as Bebe looked scared himself sheltering her.
"Hey!!!" DJ got his attention "How about picking on someone your own size!!"
The goon smiled as he took a swing at him but missed.
DJ kicked the man with his legs and started to beat him up.
"Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark." Daffy flinched.
The other man grabbed DJ and slammed him against the wall, being much stronger than the other man.
"Leave him alone!" Cece yelled
DJ gets out of his grip, making Karate noises.
"Yeah! Jackie Chan Bruce Lee him!!" Bebe cheered him on.
The bad guy punches DJ a couple of times but DJ comes right back at him. After what felt like forever DJ landed one more blow making him down.
"Yay DJ!" The twins cheered together for DJ's victory.
"You two ok?" DJ asked
"Yeah we're ok- Look out!!!!" Bebe yelled
The other man came back and tried to hit DJ with a chair like in professional wrestling, but he missed. DJ punched and made the man fall over the stairwell. The stronger man then punched DJ in the face and grabbed him again after he held the twins up by their collars.
"I'll take that playin' card!" the stronger man growled as he reached for the card Dusty gave to DJ. "And I'll be taking these two rugrats too!"
DJ didn't like the sound of that as he growled and slammed his head against the stronger man's, making him drop the card while tossing the twins in air, about to go over the edge but DJ grabs by their pants just in time before they fell.
"You guys ok?" DJ asked them still holding them in the air.
"Yeah we're ok." Cece smiles giving him a thumbs up.
"Uh DJ I don't wanna sound ungrateful but you're giving me a mega wedgie right now." Bebe cringed with a silly face, DJ saw he did in fact grab him by his underwear and not his pants "Whoops Sorry little man." DJ put him down.
DJ looked down to see the card fell on a blackjack table.
"After it, stuntboy!" Daffy snapped. "Jump! JUMP!"
"You got this DJ!!" Bebe cheered.
"Yeah fly like a birdie!" Cece joined in.
"Man..." DJ muttered before jumping for the chandelier, but he had missed it and landed on top of a table just as there were several dogs playing poker together.
The dogs jumped off their seats and barked aggressively at him for ruining their game. DJ spit up a couple of poker chips and looked around for the card.
All right, when I say, place your bets, gentlemen," Foghorn Leghorn announced at his Blackjack table. "Money plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winn-Well, not everyone!"
"Here's my money!" Yosemite Sam took out a sack of money, devilishly as he joined them. "Now play!"
"Card, sir?" Foghorn Leghorn looked to them.
"Hit me." DJ said without even looking at his card and ignoring the offers to look at it.
"Boy's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball..." Leghorn murmured.
DJ saw he had an Ace card and still wanted to be hit, but then Yosemite Sam came in as they both had debates of 'hit me'. DJ wasn't going to stop until he would get the Queen of Diamonds card, even if he got numerous aces.
No, no, NO!" Yosemite Sam growled. "Hit me, fragnabbit! You son of a-"
Foghorn had enough of him and whacked him on the head with a wooden plank. "He's the boss. Card, sir?"
DJ was a little nervous, but he said what he had been saying for a while. "H-Hit me?" he feared the worst.
"21!" Foghorn cheered for him as he showed the card they had been waiting for. "We have a winner!"
DJ quickly grabbed the card.
"Let's go, guys!" Daffy called as they ran off with the Queen of Diamonds.
"You don't have to tell me twice!" The twins ran after them.
Daffy ran into the door as they left.
DJ grabbed the black duck and the twins as they kept their escape. He put the card firmly in his pocket as they went to the car.
"All right!" Daffy cheered. "Let's see what this baby can really do!"
However, for some reason, the car just broke down.
"You've gotta be kidding me!" Bebe grumped "And here I thought you were starting to get cool."
"Now that's an interesting feature." Daffy looked around.
DJ glared at him. Yosemite Sam was coming back with his goons. DJ put the card deeper in his pocket and they were all running again.
"Go! Move! Go!" Daffy cried out.
A NASCAR driver was talking with a valet about parking his car for him. Yosemite Sam and his goons hijacked the car.
"Slow down, will ya?" Daffy was slower compared to DJ and the twins. "I'm waddlin' here!"
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