"CHECK OUT our webshow ICarly dot com."

Alexa turned and saw Sam pushing Freddie in a cart with Carly hand Della a flyer.

Alexa took the flyer from Della and ripped it in half.

"I see you've gotten over the pending feud you've created." Della smiled.

"Please, I'm not worried about the ICarly nerds." Alexa scoffed, "They haven't been reviewed by Nevelocity yet."

"Nevelocity?"

"It's some stupid website that reviews other shows. Chase said we've gained a ton more views because Nevel reviewed our show."

"Isn't that good?"

"It's great."

"So you'll stop this feud you made up?"

"No." She smiled, "Chase set up a meeting for me with Nevel. Hopefully, he'll keep up with the good writing and I won't have to pop that pimple he calls a head."

"You're going by yourself?"

"Of course not. He's mom will be there."

HIS MOM was there and so was Carly Shay and her older brother Spencer.

Nevel guided Alexa towards the couch and sat her on the opposite side of him.

"Are you two hungry?" He asked.

"No."

"I'll fetch you a snack."

"But—"

Nevel stood and headed into the kitchen.

"What are you doing here, Shay?" Alexa asked in a whisper.

"I was invited." She answered, "I wanted Nevel to talk about ICarly on his show. Only the best shows are talk about on there."

"Yeah, I know. My show is on there."

"I saw. Hey, I was wondering—"

The conversation was cut short when Nevel returned with a platter of crackers and his mother's tapenade.

"Do you think fireplaces are romantic?" He asked.

Alexa furrowed her brows, "I think fireplaces are meant to burn things... nothing romantic about it."

Nevel only smiled and turned his laptop on to play a fireplace cracking its wood.

"Do you like music?"

"Uh, yeah, sure." Carly muttered.

He played a upbeat type of song and began to dance in his seat beside the girls.

"Would either of you like to dance?"

"Dance?" Carly questioned.

Nevel didn't hesitate to grab Carly's hand and stand from the couch.

Alexa rolled her eyes and paused the music on his laptop.

"Look, We were invited to talk. Can we talk?" She said.

"We want to talk about our web—"

Carly was cut off when Nevel stood on his tiptoes to kiss Carly's cheek.

"I stole a kiss upon your cheek, and now another kiss I seek."

He turned to face Alexa and smiled.

"You kiss me and your foot is going to end up in your mouth."

Alexa glanced over at Carly and gestured down to the tapenade on the platter.

Carly and Alexa grabbed a handful of it and smashed the tapenade in his face.

"Spencer!" Carly called.

"You shouldn't have done that! You'll rue this day! You'll rue it!"

"Take your tapenade and shove it, Papperman."

With that Alexa and Carly left the Papperman household and as Nevel said, they were going to rue the day.

"HE TRIED to kiss Carly?" Chase asked, "That dirty little pig!"

"It's not like you had a chance." Alexa said.

The trio had been upstairs in their studio trying to figure out how to get Nevel back.

Now, Alexa didn't like the folks at ICarly but what Nevel did to Carly and then tried to do to Alexa was unexpected and she wanted to get revenge.

"What do we do?" Della asked.

"Post his address on the dark website." Alexa smiled.

Chase furrowed his brows, "I question your sanity... a lot. We can't just do that."

"But if we bought a cheap laptop and—"

"No!"

"Look," Della sighed, "Nevel can't just get away with what his did. He's a loser in sheep's clothing."

The trio sat in silence trying to figure out how to get said revenge on Nevel.

"Any of you have a green screen?" Alexa asked.

"Freddie does." Chase answered.

"Whatcha thinking about?" Della asked.

Alexa sighed. She didn't want to go to the ICarly studio, but she knew that she could push aside a "feud" to have Nevel rue the day.

"HERE AT Do Something we want to make if loud and clear that we hate losers." Alexa smiled.

She, Della, and Chase had went over to the ICarly studio to film a video for their website with Carly, Sam, and Freddie.

"What defines a loser, Alexa?"

"Great question, Della. We here describe a loser as someone who is highly desperate and wants the attention of any and everyone."

"Like Freddie." Sam added.

"Regardless, we've started a new segment here at Do Something called Loser of the Week."

"We've invited our good friends over at ICarly to tell us about this loser and what he's doing here tonight." Della said.

As Carly and Sam explained to the camera what Nevel has done; Della and Alexa stood with Jeremy, one of the sickest (quite literally) kids in school.

They had the plan all set up, Nevel would walk into the studio and Jeremy would grab him and go into a coughing fit.

And that's exactly what happened.

"Hello, Nevel." Carly taunted, "I've seen you've met our friend, Jeremy."

"Or as we like to call him, "Germy". Freddie said.

Jeremy sneezed, "It's true. I'm a mess."

"Stop it! I can't stand germs!" Nevel shouted.

"All you have to do is delete your review on ICarly and Do Something." Alexa said, "Tell the people the truth. You're a sleaze."

"Tell them that your review was a lie and that you like our shows." Sam said.

Chase came forward with the camera in his hands.

"Do you guys see how big of a jerk and loser this guy is?" Alexa asked with a smile, "Not Jeremy or Chase, but Nevel."

Della stood next to Alexa, "We've filmed a whole segment plus all of this other footage. Either you be honest or this video goes out."

"I don't know what you're talking about!"

"No way. They're paying me for this."

"How much?"

"Five bucks."

"I'll give you ten to release me."

"Deal."

"Ha! Now you've got nothing." Nevel laughed, "You feel the rue? You feel it?"

With that Nevel shouted at the group and ran out of the studio.

"He outsmarted me." Jeremy said.

"I'm sure a lot of people do." Alexa scoffed, "Get out of here."

"My five bucks."

"You're lucky you're leaving alive."

Jeremy, in a coughing fit, sighed and sat down next to Carly.

"Why does he have to have such a big brain?" Carly asked.

"What do we do now?" Della asked.

"I don't know. How do you take down a brilliant, powerful eleven-year-old boy?"

Alexa perked up, "We scare him."

"How?" Sam asked.

"MOTHER, I'M home from school."

"Nevel Papperman. Did you write a bad review of these girls webshow just because you were angry with them?"

"You told my mom on me?"

"You're lucky we didn't tell her anything else." Alexa said.

"Nevel!" His mother called.

"Okay, yes! But only 'cause they rubbed my face with tapenade!"

"Yeah, because you kissed me and tried to kiss her." Carly said, standing from the couch.

"You told me you thought girls were yucky."

"That was last year! I'm going through changes." He whispered.

"You just go to your room and write an honest review of Carly and Alexa's webshows."

"Which you said you loved." Chase said.

"Yeah, Papperman!" Freddie added.

Nevel sighed and began walking to his room, asking for both Carly and Alexa's numbers as he ran off in his room.

Nevel Papperman put up a good fight. They only hoped they never had to deal with him again.

— lucy has something to say!!

"you should wash your hands you dirty little pig!"

"i didn't do a poo!"

1k reads 👹 thank you

guys freddie and alexa will get close i swear i'm now a freddie benson simp after that dream i had 🙏

these chapters seem short because they are ‼️ they are boring and have no freddie

guys no lie i have a conversation with nevel

okay apparently i would violate community guidelines by showing you the image so i have to blur out what i said 🤨

BYE IM HAVING THE HARDEST TIME GETTING THE APPEAL 😭

all it says if you can't see it is me asking what was it like working on icarly and i love him and he responded like 😭😭

BYE I WAS 14 😭

bye :))))