TO BE humiliated is embarrassing enough, but to be humiliated in front of millions of people was even worse.

Though they may not happen to every person walking down the street, it just so happened to happen to Freddie Benson.

But how and why?

Well... Sam Puckett.

Freddie had pulled what seemed to be a harmless prank on Sam by handcuffing her to Gibby.

The only reason he'd done the prank in the first place was because, one, Sam put a dead fish in his locker, two, she was always bothering him. There was no harm in Freddie's prank compared to hers.

So what on earth could Sam have done to completely embarrassed Freddie in front of millions of people?

Well, the trio had started to talk about the first kisses because Sam and Carly had seen the newest movie The First Kisses.

In that conversation Freddie had revealed that he'd actually never kissed a girl to Carly while Sam been out of the room.

Only to find out that she'd been listening in the halls and what she did with that information was tell the iCarly viewers during their live webshow.

While Della and Alexa had been at the apartments they'd had been watching some cheesy movie that had been on for at least 30 minutes before Chase barged through the front door and pulled the two of them to the computer.

"Watch this." Chase said, pulling up the iCarly website.

The most viewed video had only aired less that 20 minutes ago and Chase finally showed the girls the three second clips that would "ruin Freddie's life".

"Wow." Della sighed, "That's low."

"I can't believe I kissed a girl before Freddie." Chase smiled.

Alexa scoffed, "Your mom's chest hair doesn't count."

"She got rid of her chest hair! Besides it wasn't my mom... it was Riley Jones."

"Riley Jones?" Alexa asked with furrowed brows, "The girl who burnt her eyebrows off in science?"

"Yep." Chase smiled, "In front of two people. Her mom and her parole officer."

"I would leave that last part out if you ever wish to tell someone that story."

Della turned the computer off and grabbed a drink from the fridge, "I don't get it. What's the big deal?"

"Didn't you make out Jonesy behind the bleachers during P.E.?" Alexa asked.

"Yeah." She smiled, "Which is why I don't see it as a big deal. He was the first guy I ever kissed."

"He was the first guy you made out with. You're first kiss was Chase during spin the bottle." Alexa said.

"Right. You're breath smelt like fish sticks."

"Enough about me." Chase sighed, "What about you, Alexa? Who was your first kiss?"

"I've never kissed anyone."

Alexa grabbed the extra bottle that Della had and sat back down on the couch.

Her two best friends watching her every move with raised brows.

"What?" Alexa questioned, "Some people just don't wanna kiss people. Some don't have taste."

"That's why you're being nice to Freddie." Chase said, "Because you're in the same boat"

"Or it's because I have something called sympathy unlike some people which is why people actually like me."

"No, she's been nice to Freddie for a while." Della said, "She still hates Carly and Sam but somehow Freddie... is different." Della joined Alexa on the couch, "You totally like him! Why don't you be each other's first kiss?"

Alexa scoffed, "Are you out of your mind?"

"About you liking Freddie or your first kiss being Freddie?"

"Both. I want my first kiss to be nice and sweet and meaningful."

"Like Freddie?" Chase asked.

"Exactly." She smiled, which quickly dropped, "No!"

"This is gold!" Chase laughed, "He's so over Carly now which means I have a chance which means you have to keep Freddie away from Carly long enough so I can marry her!"

"You've completely lost it." Alexa said, "Didn't Freddie kiss Valerie?"

"He said it didn't count. It wasn't meaningful to him after he found out she was using him."

"Forget that!" Della smiled, "You like Freddie."

Alexa sighed, "Even if I did like Freddie it wouldn't matter. He seems to be madly in love with Carly still no matter what Chase says. I want Freddie to like me because he likes me not because he can't get with Carly."

"I guess that's true." Della said, "I'm sorry about that. He doesn't know what he's missing out on."

"It doesn't matter because I don't like Freddie. Now, let's rewind the movie to the part where the guy eats the slime because it gives him the runs." Alexa said.

"Freddie told me he didn't like Carly anymore." Chase said, "Which is why I need his as far away from her as possible before he falls madly in love with her again."

"What?"

"He told me at the last A.V. club meeting. We were walking home talking about our webshows, my undying love for Carly, and he told me he didn't like her anymore."

"So that means Alexa can totally have her first kiss with Freddie and they date and live happily ever after." Della smiled.

"Okay, look, this is going too far, okay? All I want to do right now is finish this terrible movie with my friends. So, Chase if you want to join us, grab a soda out of the fridge."

"My mom won't let me drink soda. She says it'll—"

Alexa held her glare towards him and he began to stumble over his words.

"But I will try it today." He smiled.

It didn't matter what Chase or Della said about Freddie. He couldn't tell her to her face about how she felt, nothing mattered.

IT HAD actually been ten times worst for Freddie at school the next day. He'd apparently missed several iCarly rehearsals, hadn't gone to school, and hadn't stepped out of his house since the bullying and teasing had been so bad.

Of course, Alexa was a giver.

"Hi." She sighed, "This is a short Do Something show that I'm here making by myself. Recently our friends at iCarly had made waves over at our school about how Freddie Benson never kissed anyone. Is it really worth making fun of him for? If so, make fun of me too. I, Alexa Romano have never kissed anyone either. But if I hear anyone making fun of me I will make sure your hospital bills are paid by your mortician."

She made that video a few hours ago and of course people weren't going to be so nice to the girl.

She'd been upstairs in the studio, editing skits together when the elevator dinged; Feddie walking inside.

"Hey." She smiled.

"Hey." He sighed, "I saw your video. How bad is it?"

"People think I can't find their IP addresses, but it fine."

Freddie stood opposite side of Alexa, "You didn't have to lie."

"I wasn't lying." She said with furrowed brows, "I've never kissed anyone."

"Really?"

"I promise you're not the only kid at our school who hasn't been kissed Freddie, but because people found out you were a easy target to make fun of."

"Thanks."

Alexa nodded, "You'll find someone Freddie. It'll be worth the wait."

"Maybe." He smiled, "Or maybe—"

"Maybe?"

"We could kiss each other."

Alexa looked up and shut her laptop, "I'm not kissing you unless you want to Freddie. Don't you want your first kiss to meaningful?"

"Who says this won't?"

Alexa moved away from her computer, her arms crossed over her chest, "Fine. I'll kiss you."

"I've never done this before so, beware."

"I've never done this either. We'll learn together."

Alexa smile, one of her hands holding onto his shoulder to brace herself, the other around the nape of his neck, applying just enough pressure for him to get the hint to lean in.

She began to lean up to meet him halfway, both of their eyes fluttering shut as their lips finally meet.

Alexa was the first to back away, a small smile ghosting her lips.

"I should, uh, get going." Freddie smiled, "My mom might just... do anything."

Alexa waved goodbye, "Hey, Freddie." Alexa called, "Thanks."

Freddie smiled softly and left Alexa alone.

The first kiss was definitely worth the wait.

— lucy has something to say !!

i love this because of the continuity error 🤩 what was the point of bringing valerie in for her to be completely erased like we didn't see her and freddie kiss 😭 okay i just watched it and he said it was a kiss that lasted half a second and wasn't a "real kiss" okay i understand 👍

also why would freddie want to kiss sam after all of that 🤨 she better be lucky he didn't off himself

OMG THEY INTRODUCED KELLY COOPER HERE 😭 I LOVED THAT SKIT 😭

anyways 10k reads :Q

bye :))))