EIGHT. diary of a wimpy kid: detention rules




KENDALL ALWAYS Alexa if she had nothing nice to say, do say anything at all... but Alexa didn't really have a filter.

"You're really gonna skip out on this?" Della asked.

"I can't believe you agreed to do something like this with acknowledging me first."

"We're called Do Something for a reason." Della smiled, "Come on, everyone loves when we collaborate with iCarly. This is a big milestone for all of us."

"She's right." Chase added.

Without prior knowledge Della had met up with Carly and to the surprise of no one but the two of them, they were both having that 50th web shows on the same day.

So why not put both shows together and make do with what they had.

"I've had this planned for months and you guys jump this on me like I have to sign the Bill of Rights."

Chase furrowed his brows, "That doesn't make any sense."

"You make no sense." Alexa argued, "Look, all In saying—"

Alexa cut herself as she saw Mr. Howard get hit with football and fall down the stairs.

As students surrounded him, Gibby gasped.

"Oh my, God... iCarly and Do Something are have a 50th web show spectacular collab?"

"See, news is news." Chase said, "Nothing can go wrong."


EVERYTHING WAS falling apart. Sam had gotten herself detention for throwing that football that caused Mr. Howard's fall.

So, they were down one member of iCarly and they desperately need her... expect for Alexa.

"What if we all got detention?" Chase said, "We can do out show from detention with a live audience."

"How am I supposed to get detention?" Della asked.

"Do whatever Alexa did last week."

Alexa furrowed her brows, "What did I do last week?"

"You pantsed Mr. Buttburn of a skit for our show and the police said if you used to you would be sent to juvie."

"He's called Mr. Buttburn for a reason." Alexa smiled, "Besides, Della isn't capable of getting detention. We might as well do the show without iCarly like I had originally planned."

"I can't get detention." Della scoffed, "I could totally get detention if I tried."

"Says who?" Alexa asked.

"Says me."

Chase leaned over to Alexa, "I bet you 20 bucks she'll get detention."

"Make it 30 if she gets it before me."

Chase and Alexa shook hands and there plan to get detention was now a go.


TO THE shock of most, Alexa couldn't muster up a single good plan to get detention.

She sat in front of her locker and threw paper balls at the wall in front of her.

Freddie furrowed his brows at the sight and joined her side.

"Mad at the wall?"

"Everyone got detention but me." She growled, "I pantsed Mr. Buttburn and get detention for a week. I write Ms. Briggs has triangles for boobs and nothing happens."

"If it makes you feel any better, I couldn't get detention either."

"That's because you're too nice and no nothing about the true art of getting in trouble." She explained, "Now, I'm out my own web show and I owe Chase 30 bucks."

Freddie grabbed one of her paper balls and threw it at the wall.

"You know, I may not be a troublemaker, but I think I know a way we can get detention."

"School's over, Benson. There's nothing we can do."

Freddie smiled, "Do you trust me?"

Alexa furrowed brows and faced him, "Depends."

"What if I sneak in my equipment in detention and we'll hide in the closet wherever Mr. Howard comes back in the room."

"I still have those spy glasses. I can hook them up to your computer and have Della wear them so they can film the show from the outside." Alexa added.

"And we can have our own specials for the show in the closet."

Alexa smiled and high-fived Freddie, "You're a genius, Benson." She stood, pulling him up, "I'll rush home and get the glasses and you go get all your equipment and meet me downstairs at your place."

Alexa didn't give Freddie time to answer her as she rushed out the school and made her way home.

Alexa had her moments of hatred but Freddie Benson really liked her nice side.


"IS THAT a 10-foot coffee cup?" Freddie asked as he entered the Shay household.

He basically ran the plan by Carly and Sam.

"You've been spending a lot of time with Alexa." Carly said.

"So?"

Carly smiled at Sam who held an even bigger smile.

"You like her." Carly said.

"No, I don't. She actually hates every single one of us."

"You like Alexa." Carly smiled, "It's sweet."

"And now you're over Carly." Sam said, "You know what, I can't imagine a girl like Alexa liking someone as nerdy as Freddie." She teased.

"Hey!"

"Yeah, she just as mean as Sam. Expect Sam will go to juvie."

Spencer, who had been inside the giant coffee cup, popped up, "Isn't that the girl who's always with Della and Kendall."

"It doesn't matter who she is." Freddie said, "I don't like her. She doesn't like me. I'm in love with Carly and now I have to leave."

"You're going to detention now?" Sam asked.

"I meeting up with Alexa so we can..." Freddie paused, "I meeting up with someone—"

"Alexa."

"Someone!" He cut off, "To get my equipment in detention."

Freddie ran upstairs and Carly turned to Sam with a smile, "He so likes her."


IT GREW dark outside and Freddie and Alexa walked out of the closet to start filming for the show.

Alexa placed the glasses on Della's face and looked back every so often to see if the feed from the camera was going towards the computer.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Della asked.

"You wanted to collaborate with iCarly? We're gonna do it."

"You're warming up to them." She smiled.

"No, I hate them and I'm going to start tolerating you instead of loving you, if you ever do something like this again."

"You sound like Kendall."

Alexa sighed, "Look, Del, we're gonna be fine. The worst thing that could happen is that get detention again and I get a warning for trespassing."

"I can't get detention again! This is already going on my permanent record."

Alexa ignored Della and stood next to Chase who had is computer connected to Freddie's so they could webcast on their respected shows.

"Coast clear?" Carly asked.

Claire simply nodded and the girls faced Freddie with the camera in his hands.

When they were free to roam around the classroom Chase would monitor both computers, but when Alexa and Freddie were in the closet they would be focused on the computers.

"We are live on the web in 5, 4, 3, 2..."

The four girls stepped forward and screamed into the camera.

"Why did we just scream?" Carly smiled.

"Because..." Sam started, pushing the button on her remote.

A jingle began to play signifying that it was both shows 50th web show spectacular.

"This is the 50th webcast for both Do Something and iCarly." Alexa smiled, "What's better than spending it together?"

The shows went on as normal until the code word was called, Mr. Howard was coming in.

"So, you just heard our friend Claire shout out the word dippity-doo. Meaning, that the old man is coming." Alexa explained, "Freddie and I didn't get detention, so while we're in the closet, you get to see how to old man acts with Della's spy glasses and you may get a show from Freddie and I in the closet."

Alexa grabbed Chase's laptop from his table and her Freddie entered the closet as he switched his camera to Della's glasses.

There was constant back and forth from the closet to the classroom until they got caught, but of course, Principal Franklin walked into the classroom to scold Mr. Howard on how "weak and spineless" he actually was.

They had a successful show and Freddie seemed to be scot-free from any interrogations about his not-not crush on Alexa.

"Hey, Spencer made this giant coffee cup for... his own personal gain." Freddie said, "Anyways, do you want to join us in swimming in it?"

"As untempting as that sounds, I should get home. I want to edit some of this footage so I can get it up on my site." She smiled, "But thanks Freddie. Pretty smart for a nerd."

Freddie gave her a soft smile as she brushed past him.

His not-not crush on Alexa wasn't something to be ashamed of, but maybe Sam was on to something when she said a girl like Alexa would never go for a guy like Freddie.

— lucy has something to say !!

thanks for 6k reads thank you all :)

guys GUYS jimmy WOO was in this episode

also i asked you guys if they should kiss now or later and y'all said later and i was shocked

guys i was shocked for real

anyways i always ask for what you guys want because 🧍 i'm indecisive i guess so after this 🧍 icarly revival 🫣

bye :))))

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top