WTF!!! (Short)

I'm sorry this was a short chapter I didn't have a lot of time

Roselands point of view

Emo guy walks up and grabs Lewises guitar gun thing from the wreckage: fantastic work, Juliet... I'll admit I was a little worried when you and your new boy toy showed up together and you started working with your sisters but it still worked out well in the end now the real deal is fulfilled!

Cordelia says we're all thinking: what the fuck are you talking about lunatic. Your zombie rockstars are dead, you're all alone

Swan laughs: you incredible, beautiful idiot, I set this whole thing up you fool! Everything you've done has been exactly according to my plan except for you teaming up everything went flawlessly

What the fuck is he talking about? Am I missing something here all the zombies are dead. Well, the strongest ones are and that his family rounding up the last of them I mean really I mean what the fuck is he talking about he just lost it more than he already did

Juliet: In case you haven't realised in that bag, all your zombies are dead, so if you could just quickly surrender and allow us to chop off your head, that would be great, because we're all kind of in a hurry to get to bed easy, it's still technically my birthday and I wanna enjoy my birthday treat

Yeah so do we, it's all over now, can we just kill him and get it over with: can we stop listening to this lunatic ranting on and on about how it's not truly over he's clearly lost it more than he did before can we just kill him and get it over with

Swan: sorry, but your little sex party is going to have to wait until you get to hell!

He pulls out his book and start reading on the pages: A pawn you must kill five. Pacific zombies, and at the moment of their death say these words weus vita rege pro nefarario Coepto!

Oh shit, that was the same words that all the zombies said right shit shit shit! What does it mean! Do we really just play right into this guys hands?

Izuku exclaims: why are you doing this? Why go to all the trouble of starting a zombie apocalypse just to complete some stupid ritual why would you kill everyone in this town!?

Swan: because everyone here is a fucking Asshole! Especially you, Juliet!

Juliet, confused: me

swan: yes, you bitch!

The Emo guy picks up the guitar machine gun, but he doesn't pointed at us. He pointed him self and then blows his own head off. I think that would be the end of it, but then he starts laughing. His disembodied head starts laughing I am really starting to get a bad feeling, especially when his body starts levitating

I tell the others: guys, I think we should get the hell out of here!

Everyone nodded in agreement: yep!

We all run straight to the door while the Emo guy disembodied head start talking

Narrators point of view

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Izuku completely shocked by the zombies size: Who or what fuck is that?!

Juliet: The gates of rotten world have been opened. It's killerBilly

Izuku: this morning I was like oh, first days in new schools are always the worst. I didn't know how right I was until right now!

Cordelia pointing her sniper at the zombie: well there's no point in complaining about it now. What the hell are we going to do? How the fuck are we going to take something like that down?!

Rosalind came up with the idea: ohI know izuku build a mega sword from the power rangers

izuku responded sarcastically: Oh sure, I could totally builder in a matter of minutes of course, I can't build something like that. You see like an untouched source of metal and wires!

Just before the group could begin arguing, Juliet phone rang she put her chainsaw down and pick it up  it was from beyond the grave. It was her sensei once again.

Sensei: Juliet, if I'm correct killer, Billy zombie of all zombies has arrived in the motor world. Do you still have the disembodied head?

Juliet looked behind her and saw the bag still intact, and by the sound of it. Nick was still inside: Yeah, but what exactly is my ex-boyfriend's head gonna help us with I mean don't get me wrong, it's way satisfying to have him beg for Mercy after what he did to me but how exactly is this going to have a save the world?

Sensei: you need to get into the zombie of zombies to his core, that's where the sacrifices body is. It controls everything in the giant. If you tell it to explode you'll explode you must get your ex-boyfriend's head inside a zombie and to it's core. 

The phone hung up, and luckily for Juliet, she had didn't have to explain it to everyone because she was on speaker

Izuku taking charge: okay so it's pretty clear what we got it we Gotta get inside that zombie shouldn't be a problem, it's mouth is big enough

Cordelia shook her head: no way, if we go through the mouth will get covered in his drawer and spit that's where the virus transfers from zombie to zombie.

Rosalind : so going to a mouth filled with zombie a virus, no way!

Izuku thought about it for a moment and he came up with an idea really really gross and horrible idea: okay, so we can't go to the mouse then... We'll have to go in the other way

Juliet was confused : either way? What are you... Oh no no, no no no no no no no!

The other sisters gassed as they realise what their boyfriend was talking about: it's the only other option is the only way to save the world

Juliet: No, I would let the world die, then climb through zombies butt!

Izuku: well, if that happened, we wouldn't be able to have a little celebration afterwards...

Juliet thought about that for a moment  and then let out a sigh: ... Fine, you're lucky that you are amazing at sex because otherwise I would not be doing this. Come on girls let's go penetrate the zombies anus

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