Izuku's point of view

Running great form of cardio, Olympic event where you can win a medal and represent your country. It's also The great form of staying alive!

Which is what me and what do you we are doing while we are being chased by a homicidal lunatic monster with a chainsaw through a mall infested with zombies

Now I know you're probably thinking, why don't you just turn around and shoot it well for starters I don't have a gun and when Claudia tried shooting the thing bullets did absolutely nothing. Nothing just kept charging at us and we were lucky to get out the way of its first swing, now it's throwing axes at as well it's chasing us with a ginormous chainsaw.

Cordelia still trying to shoot it while we're running : Will you please stop wasting bullets it's clear that he is not affected by them!

She yelled at me: well, I don't see you doing anything other than running!

I yellback: running is the only thing we can do right now! Bullets do not affect him and unless we wanna end up like Swiss cheese, we need to keep running

Slide down side of stairs as the monster continues to chase us or placing his chainsaw and roars images to catch up to us just for a second any swings chainsaw down. Luckily we're able to get out of the way and escape into the back room.

I see what the both of us I thinking: what the fuck was that?! That was not a zombie

Cordelia reloaded her weapon since we spoke: no, they think that Lee was not a zombie. I think it's one of the soldiers of the other Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Before you ask the reason why he's not bursting into this room heapparently didn't see us when he swung his giant chainsaw

Oh great, the other Horsemen of the Apocalypse have decided to join the party that's just wonderful: okay, which one does this one belong to death, war i'm pretty sure, it's either one of those two

Cordelia: yeah you're probably right if I had to guess I'd say it's a soldier of the Horsemen of war possibly nine Tiley sure I mean we have a book about all the monsters that the horseman have under their control, but the books at least 3000 pages long I can't remember everything

Okay, she might be overreacting with the 3000 pages but I can see a point there probably is a lot of monsters in there probably will be some she can't remember: okay, so what's the difference between this thing and zombies exactly

Cordelia: Well, the Horsemen of disease, Has the biggest army out of all of the horseman the problem is they're very easy to kill since the majority of them are zombies. The whole thing is to overpower with Number The other Horsemen are different their minions are I'd say few, possibly 15 to 20, but they all have unique weaknesses. Like a certain point you have to hit them more with some magical weapon or some shit like that. It's a cliche, but it's how this shit gets done.

Okay, makes annoying sense: okay, so where exactly do we have to find this idiot weak spot? Shoot him in the dick if he has one

Cordelia laughs: ha ha, very funny handsome, but now we need to figure out what his weaknesses is The problem is the book of all the Horsemen of the Apocalypse monsters is back at Home, along with the rest of our weapons because this was supposed to be a relaxing break from killing zombies, but thankfully Juliet keeps a copy of it as a PDF on her phone, so we can use the walkie-talkie to talk to her and ask her to find this monster

That's not a bad idea there's only one problem: but how would Julia know what kind of monster facing the security cameras are down? We need to get them back up before we contact her

Cordelia: dammit, you're right there's Gotta be a way out of here other than the front door. Maybe we can find the other security room where the zombie Purvis probably hiding out

We look around the room there doesn't seem to be any way, but then we find the air vents. Oh precious air vents, the method of travel by diehard God, I love that movie

So now we're going to the event, Cordelia went first, partly because she wants me to look at her ass while we go through the air vents, I don't know what it is with these girls, but they really like it when I look at their bodies, not that I'm complaining

We finally make it to the other control room, and it looks like it's been abandoned. Well I say abandoned there are dead bodies in here that they are dead, but we shoot them in the head just to be sure.

We get to the controls and there's no one there living or dead: The fuck did perv zombie leave

Cordelia: by the looks of it. Yeah, he definitely was here, though maybe he's the one that brought that thing here

That's most likely what happened the real question: Okay, but how the guys are weak zombie I really convince gladiator to help him

Suddenly the security camera started to flash again, and the video was being played from perv zombie: hey baby and cheater this is a pre-recording of me, kicking your ass.

Cordelia said it Best: what the fuck?

Purple zombies voice echoed through out the security room he sounded pissed, and he wasn't using his creepy Stephen Hawking voice: you when your little bitches got me thrown out of the dark purveyors because of you and you're cheating i'm now laughing stock back at rotten world, but thankfully I still had some powerful friends at least members of the other Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Now I'm going to enjoy watching him rip you apart but of course it can wait until all of you are together again, so consider yourself lucky. I'm bringing my friend had a fight for now, but he'll be back soon and I can't wait to watch him. Rip you a new one.

This security cameras stopped bugging out, and it looked like they were working again. We look on the security cameras, but there's no sign of the monster that was chasing us. It looks like perv zombie was a man of his word.

Cordelia: I don't like this

I agree:  I don't either we've now got to figure out what causes zombie apocalypse while a zombie, and he is gladiator BFF are trying to kill us... Oh well, just another day as a zombie hunter

Suddenly the radio started buzzing and Juliet's voice came over the top: baby baby, are you still there?

I respond: yeah baby, I'm here. Did you get back to the security room safely?

Juliet: we did, and the cameras are back up and running nice job by the way... But we need you to get some medical supplies. Rosalind not doing so well and neither is the doctor. I'll go and get it myself and welcoming back to school room. I've got some zombie gets trapped in the chainsaw I'm gonna have to clean out before I go back out there beside you guys are closer. There should be a supermarket close to the security room where you are hopefully we don't have any security cameras in there, but it looks like there are still some things in there. Maybe you could also bring back some supplies because we are starting to get hungry

Look at Cordelia and she nods: yeah, we're on it, but you Gotta be careful provisionally is here and his brought a friend now a desperate, zombie with no powers, and he wants revenge that makes him dangerous

Juliet: really?

I chuckle a bit: no, he's still a fucking loser, but seriously, if you see like a giant thing holding a chainsaw, don't underestimate it but if you see Personal before we do, do me a favour, slices motherfucking dick off

Juliet giggles: you got it baby