Hi everyone so this post fight is going to be a bit different than what it is in the game, I'll explain at the end

Narrators point of view

The zombie hunting to look to any trouble with confusion and then back at the scene in front of them, They kind of figured that this dark prevail would be... weird. But they definitely weren't expecting the site before them which was a zombie with face paint that was in the shape of a skull on his face dressed in a purple coat and a top hat and what appeared to be an adult diaper doing a disco dance while playing piano guitar

Izuku just kept looking at the scene of the dancing disco zombie with complete and utter confusion: you know, ... I was expecting something unexpected but this is just beyond stupid , I mean look at him he's a walking contradiction

Juliet didn't take her eyes off the dancing zombie who didn't seem to notice the presents yet: what do you mean?

Izuku explained: well I was kind of expecting I don't know maybe a geek zombie not one that looks like it will be arrested for public indecency I mean seriously does he think it looks cool dress like that?

Juliet just nodded, She understood where her boyfriend was coming from she was expecting something a bit more... Intimidating from a zombie that so far appeared to be able to change the course of reality by making video games come to life but right now she just looked at the zombie and saw nothing but a pervert

The really dressed zombie finally finished his dance and locked eyes with the zombie hunters we were giving him the stink eye: oh well look who it is, it's the cheaters

Juliet revving upper engine of her chainsaw: you're the guy from the phone give me back my sister you pervert!!!

The disco zombie made questionable movement says he spoke to the cheerleader zombie hunter: what's the matter, babeee? (robot voice) didn't you like our phone S...e...x ....x...x? That's a pity

Juliet almost filmed at the mouth she was so pissed with this is zombie hunter not only was he responsible for abducting her sister he was also Getting on her which made her want to film at the mouth. But she was able to hold her anger in when she spotted her dad and sister sneak behind the dark purveyor and away from the stage before giving her a signal . Her dad gave her a thumbs up where is her sister when she was saw her dad wasn't looking Quickly showed off her tits too izuku making him blush and Juliet giggle

Juliet placed a lollipop in her mouth pretending to be attention to the perverted zombie: um.... let me think... Absolutely not! I'm so sick of this stupid ass retro shitty for us through! Give me back my sister now you pervert!

The dark purveyor swayed his hips forward in a weird gesture: i'm the pervert? I'm not the one who stripped naked in the middle of a rescue mission just to do a pole dancer her boyfriend

Izuku just rolled his eyes as he groaned, under normal circumstances it would be embarrassed but hearing what happened from this zombies filthy mouth just made him want to vomit: okay so can we just get on the fighting now please because this is just getting weird and uncomfortable

The dark purveyor: well maybe if you didn't cheat ahead of my little games you would've gotten here so soon and I would've had more time to prepare, I mean seriously I had so many games planned for us I was going to have a girlfriend dressed in a skimpy Princess peach costume so you could save her from donkey Kong

Juliet grumbled: I knew he was going to make us do donkey Kong! whatever just give us Rosalind. now!!!

The zombie began playing his piano: I already told you baby, if you want your sister back you Gotta play the game

The lights of the studio began to turn on slightly blinding both the zombie hunters as the dark prepare prepare themselves for battle by doing another weird dance and speaking in his robotic voice: whoaaaaaaaa, babeeeeeeee! Time to get the funk out!

Izuku  and Juliet both grab their weapons ready for the battle, but today's surprise josey was already retreating. At first they thought they'd already won before the battle even started but then josey this time riding will appear to be a UFO A small one and on each side appear to be some zombie girl with a skeleton masks on

Izuku: okay seriously what the hell?

Josey sitting on the small UFO: what was the problem

Izuku: you are mean seriously what the actual hell none of this makes any sense, first you get us to play through 80s arcade games now and we finally face you you get in A small UFO seriously what is your gimmick here and I'm so confused

Josey: I don't need a damn gimmick to Defeat you two cheaters! I'm the second strong darkest purveyor and the One with the biggest-

Izuku interrupted: okay you keep calling us cheaters but you're the one who controls the game so technically that's on you that we were able to use the cheat code and glitch out of your stupid game so... I need whose fault is that really

The 2nd to last dark purveyor just remained quiet as he thought about it for a moment and when the realisation hit him he got angry: how are you just gonna stand here like assholes all day are we gonna fight!

Iuzku's point of view

Looks like I touched a nerve, josey Tom is charging us with his UFO scraping the ground but he did it a few metres away so me and Juliet just slightly step out of the way and he crashes into the wall. The UFO doesn't stay stuck for long as it comes out and tries to crush both me and Juliet but once again it's incredibly slow so it's easy to dodge

Juliet: seriously this is the second strongest dark purveyor, I feel like I'm fighting slow wrecking ball

Josey Took offence to that: you shut the hell up bitch!

He tries to blast Juliet with a beam from his piano guitar thing, but once again it's so plainly obvious that it's quite easy to dodge Juliet does a triple backflip and land behind me

I look at the dark with there with confusion is he even trying at this point because this is super easy, I mean don't get me wrong the challenges to get here we are difficult but fighting this guy feels like we're fighting a weaker version of Zed no actually this guy doesn't even match up to Zed I mean with the Lee Scott close to killing us this guy I feel like he doesn't even stand a chance

Juliet: do you know when I first heard your voice over my phone I wanted to vomit, also when the challenges that we had to go to to get up here were very difficult I was expecting something a bit more... Impressive then just a zombie flying around in a small UFO trying to squash us I mean seriously you're supposed to be the second strongest right now you don't even seem to be stronger then Zed

The dark Vader seems to get more and more frustrated but honestly unlike the last few times I'm not worried, it seems like josey is powerful but but only when he's using his powers from afar I'm close he's really not that impressive

Josey started to scream as he threw pixelated bombs everywhere: shut the hell up!!!!

He throws his pixelated bombs everywhere but me and Juliet didn't even have to dodge he wasn't getting anywhere near us, okay this is getting beyond a joke this is just annoying I mean it's even trying at this point or does he just think he's so powerful that he doesn't even have to hit us to kill us

I grabbed my hammer axe and I just woke up to the UFO as it charges at me, I stay calm and Dodge at the last second while burying my ax hammer into the metal of the UFO

Josey smiled: I almost got to you that time you little green headed freak, what are you going to do now that you don't have a big strong axe I behind your girlfriends big ass ha ha ha ha ha ha

I just roll my eyes: there's no need to we've already won Juliet

I then pointed to the UFO pacifically where am I at hammer it, because it appeared that I had hit a few lines which was now leaking flammable materials. The 80s zombie noticed that too and he's cocky smile faded away and replace with fear as Juliet launched her chainsaw blaster right at the UFO and needs version was mine now but it was enough to send josey I've been to the ceiling and then back on the floor with a thud, is once nice clean clothes work now slightly burnt and ripped and covered in what was all

He grabbed his instrument as Juliet and I closed in on him as he tried to crawl away: this ain't right you can't level up on me I'm the second strongest! This isn't right I'm supposed to be kicking your asses

Juliet: well sorry but this isn't a video game it's real life and quite honestly you haven't been impressive it's only been five minutes since our flight started and you're already on the ropes. Are you sure you're not the weakest of your little zombie band

Josey yelled back: course I am I'm so powerful that you work as of the first people to ever get this closed and I don't know because you cheated! No one ever made it past my games before!

Oh well now it's beginning to make sense why he's so weak when it comes to combat: well I think that's your problem then, your games are so difficult to beat that no one's ever gone this far before and not facing you head-to-head.

The 80s zombie looks at me: what are you talking about greeny?!

I explain to him: well you said yourself where the first one is Dave and make it this far, so that means you don't have much experience when it comes to head-to-head fighting you're a complete novice and so yeah you are the second strongest when it comes to magical power but in the terms of actual fighting you fall short speaking of Juliet baby do you mind cutting this guy down to size

Juliet rubbing up her chainsaw: with pleasure

She then sliced down on the 80s zombie, cutting through his bones and undead organs from the waist down josey screen in what I can only assume was slight pain as he was cut into two

Juliet spraying off some blood from her chainsaw: well that was surprisingly easy... Too easy

I agree with her as we walk away from the dancefloor: hey to be fair I don't think that the dark available is still a chance against us even if he was the strongest one of them all still well that was a bit disappointing

Juliet agreed: yeah I know I mean seriously I was expecting something a bit more impressive than that I mean honestly this guy could walk reality into video games and he decides to sit on a UFO in charge at us and shoot rainbow beams at us that's just pathetic

I shrugged: well it looks like his bike was bigger than his bite, come on let's go find your sister

The two of us had towards the exit but it closes just before we can make it out, then josey Voice comes from behind us, we turn back around and he is now hovering in the air or at least the upper body part of him is

Josey sounded angry: oh you think I'm not tough enough for you do you think I'm not good enough! I'll show you true power! Time to take to the stars!!

A bright light blind me , Oh great what is this weakling gonna do now?

Juliet's point of view

When the light finally fades down me andizuku find ourselves this time on a massive UFO is that seems to be racing up into the sky at light speed

Josey who's in the driver seat covered in a force field made of energy makes his announcement: attention to all the cheaters on board prepared to head to lightspeed, hope you survive the trip outside there is no way you won't because we're going at light speed you'll be torn to shreds in two minutes . Who is weak now!?

Izuku rolled his eyes: still you, Juliet can you use your chainsaw to open one of the panels please

I do as he says partly because I'm a sick as this guy has him and I use my chainsaw to open one of the panels of the UFO, iuzku Jumps down into the hole and 30 seconds later or UFO suddenly makes a stop and the force field surrounding the cockpit of the UFO fades away

As my boyfriend crawls out of the hole, The zombie pervert is panicking: what's just happened all powers been asked why did you do

Izuku pulled out of pocket two Triple-A batteries, seriously he was using two batteries to power a UFO going at light speed? How dumb is this undead douche bag

Iuzku: seriously using batteries to power your UFO, admittedly they were like thousands it was easy to find. Besides don't you have like mystical magical power and you rely on batteries to power your machine seriously?

we walk casually up to the cockpit I raise up my chainsaw but before I can finally finish this pervert an image of Roseland comes over a screen: whoa slow your horses I've still got  One quarter left to play, If you touch me I'll send your sister on a one-way cremation back to earth and she'll go splat on the sidewalk

Izuku frowned: so we cheat and we're the most evil person in the world you cheat and it's completely fine, you gave us your word that you would let Rosalind go

The pervert chuckled as he plays his stupid instrument: you trusted what I said? I am a mother fricking zombie man

He's cocky smile soon went away when daddy and Cordelia appeared on screen daddy gave me a wink before jumping out with my sisters leaving some TNT at the bottom of this stupid ship

The explosion rocks the spaceship for just a bit but me and my boyfriend are able to keep our balance, josey is now starting to panic his robot voice is crackling: that's cheating you cheated again!

Izuku gives him a dose of reality: sorry to tell you this but this isn't a video game it's real life and sometimes real life doesn't go the way you planned

I raise up my chainsaw as I ripped it engine: looks like you're out of quarters weird voice guy

I slice down on him he tries to block it with his instrument but I cut through that as well when I'm done The pervert was sliced into along with his stupid ass UFO me and izuku landed on a nearby building as it exploded. The last thing we hear from the property is the same stupid chain to the rest of the dark providers have been doing just before the death, but whatever this lame ass is finally dealt with

Izuku: well that was... Something

I agree with him: yeah whatever, come on let's go meet Rosser and it's about time do you meet the other girl you're going to have a foursome with

Hi everyone so you're probably wondering why I made this dark purveyor Bossfight look easy for Juliet and our favourite green haired hero. Well the truth is when I played this level on lollipop printer and it was on normal level of difficulty it was surprisingly easy to beat it like seriously it took me five minutes to beat The 3rd to last boss so I figured since I found easy why not make it easy for my characters and make a zombie that thinks he's hot shit but in reality he's probably the weakest and it made sense to do that with josey because out of all the zombie bosses in this game he's the cockiest of them all so I just wanted to kind of destroy that part of him if that makes sense. Anyway please don't forget to leave a vote and a comment and I will see you all next time