Reunited/now is not the time
Cordelia's point of view
I still can't believe we got separated from our boyfriend again feels like we now need to put my bells on each other so that way we don't lose each other in this exact scenario
Anyway, once Juliet got feeling in her legs back, we start heading back to the safe room fighting our way through the wards of the undead douche bags
Juliet : you think they're okay?
Knowing those two together they're probably killing zombies or having sex in a hotel room or some bizarre mix of both : they'll be fine
Juliet cutting a zombie in half with a chainsaw : I know you're probably right but I'm just worried we weren't expecting to fight a zombie apocalypse. Super prepared to start and stop one.
Yeah, but we survived them before: yeah but we survived some before besides the expert on killing zombies and cultists... I doubt that there's anything that could possibly-
We hear something explode and we race to it and non-surprisingly it's Roslyn standing on top of a burning car presumably the one she was driving through the the city
Izuku comes out of the car as well carrying a woman that is absolutely gorgeous. I would love to have her in between my thighs~
Juliet placing her hands on her hips: well at least her parallel parking is improved
Rosalind: hey guys we found a car... What's left of it?
The woman crawling out of the car: why did we think this was a good idea?
Izuku: because now there's a tiger running around the casino and unlike zombies, we have no idea how to fight a tiger... Juliet Cordelia is that you or have I got a concussion
I help him up as I shoot a zombie trying to crawl and get their hands on our man: no it's us... We were heading back to the safe room. I'm guessing you guys were too.
Izuku: we were but we came across some... Unexpected things even for us
Rosalind: yeah like a fucking tiger... Oh by the way there's now a tiger roaming around fortune city... And to make matters worse we killed its tamer so it's probably pissed but in our defence it was self-defence
Okay, so they kill the psycho not a big deal, but I guess a tiger running around fortune city is not great, especially if if it gets bitten zombie tiger now that's a scary thought
Izuku: yeah... And because well we were a bit jumpy on the concept of being chased by a fucking tiger which has no business being in a fucking casino but hey that's rich people we decided to take the prize winning car from the casino and drive on the way here instead not to mention our reporter friend here made a damn mistake about wearing heels
The reporter, oh yeah, I remember her now she was the lady that was on the news: look it's just my editor he wants me to look feminine... If I had it my way I would be wearing trainers and a joggers, but now I have to wear pretty makeup and clothes that are way too tight along with damn high heels
Okay, fair enough. We continue walking until we're back into the safe room after crawling through the vents and when we arrive there it's like a World War three, the security guard had heard the report. The cure was responsible and was threatening to throw its leader out. Thankfully thanks to our evidence. We've been able to prove her relative innocence
But this is only a temporary fix once the military comes there's nothing we can do, which means we gotta find out more about what's going on
And thankfully, our Blondie has something for us: I was looking through the security footage and I saw this... Some creepy fat guy wearing what I think is a cat suit dragging a woman in a wedding dress into a chapel
Juliet: technically I think that's a zenta
Izuku: what's the difference?
Juliet: well a zenta covers the whole body, including the head catsuit stop at your neck
Jess: okay pretty sure... Not gonna ask how you know that but it's pretty obvious how either way it seems a pretty weird time to get married
Izuku: yeah I guess you're right we can stop off there. We still need to find proof about who is really behind all of this... Anyway who's up for crashing a wedding?
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