Zombie Invasion!!/ The Chef and The Samurai!!

Just outside of Thriller Bark Perona had Gathered up all of her Best Zombie Crewmates to Invade the Jura-Y/n federation and Take as Many People as Possible to get their souls ripped out, and added to Moria's army to defeat Kaido and take his Place back as A Warlord! And Perona surely had gotten A Weird Bunch!

Perona: "Alright Maggots, we're here for everyone, but we have A Few People of Interest! This Includes The Strawhat's, Demon Lord Milim, and Chancellor Y/n, But that cutie is Mine! Got it Maggots!? She's Mine, and Mine alone!"

Just then her Zombie Teddy bear Kumashi spoke up!

Kumashi: "Um, Maybe Master Moria Can-"

Perona: "SHUT THE FUCK UP KUMASHI!! FUCK, I can't stand that stupid, raspy ass voice! It feels like Nails on A  fucking Chalkboard!! God Damnit!! This is why I need Y/n! Human Interaction for Christ's sake!!"

Just then Another Powerful Zombie spoke up! This was the Perverted Invisible Man, Absalom, who you will despise soon enough!

Absalom: "Hey As Long as I can get my hand on some Hot Babes around here, I don't give A Shit! Maybe I could get my hands on that Cute redhead again, and-"

Just then one of Perona's Negative hollows went through Absalom and he goes Balling!

Absalom: "I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE! I'M WORTHLESS! I'M LIKE THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE!!"

He continues balling as Kumashi tries to speak up again!

Kumashi: "Um, Ms. Perona-"

Perona: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU PEOPLE ARE A GODDAMN CIRCUS!!"

Absalom then calms down and gets back up!

Absalom: "Sounds good to me! We should get out of here before-"

???: "Oooooh, Darling~!"

Absalom: "OH SHIT! IT'S HER!"

Perona: "Oh It's Lola."

Just then A Pink Warthog like Zombie came out of the castle running towards Absalom!

Lola: "Hello Absalom!"

Absalom: "Agh! What do you want this time!?"

Lola: "I got the Marriage Papers Ready! All you need to do is Sign!"

Absalom: "HELL NO I'M NOT SIGNING THAT! GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Lola: "Oh All I need to do is to get you to bleed Master Absalom, and you just dripping on the dotted line will get us married!"

Absalom: "YOU TWO DO SOMETHING!"

Kumashi: "I-"

Persona:

https://youtu.be/kllQ_KEIn54

Absalom then ran off to the ship heading Towards the Mainland, as Lola chased him and Perona Grabbed Kumashi and headed for the ship Himself!

Meanwhile...

You, Milim, Shion, Nami, and Luffy were running across the city trying to find the Rest of the Strawhat Crew because they all got separated when entering the city, and now they're all Lost!

Y/n: "So How do we find the rest of them?"

Luffy: "Don't worry, they're the best Crew in the world they can handle themselves!"

Nami: "For crying out loud Luffy, You put way too much faith into us! Look I think we can find them all by-"

???: "YOU GOT US LOST MOSS HEAD!"

???2: "HEY SHUT UP CURLY BROWS!"

???: "NO YOU SHUT UP!"

???2: "WHY YOU PERVERTED LITTLE!"

???: "FIGHT ME MOSSHEAD! FIGHT ME!"

Shion: "Who is that?"

Luffy: "Hahahahaha! Yes! That's Zoro and Sanji!"

Shion: "Wait, you Mean Roronoa Zoro and Sanji Vinsmoke?"

Nami: "That's them alright, We can recognize that arguing from anywhere!"

You all Headed in the Direction of the fighting and you spotted A Dust cloud with flying fists and Kicks coming out of it, and Milim tried to stop it!

Milim: "Oh I got this! Demon Fist!!"

She then Punches the two Moron's and they stop fighting long enough to Pay their attention to her!

Zoro: "Hey What the Hell was that for!?"

Sanji: "Shut up Moss head, It's A Lady and You Never Dare Insult A Lady!!"

Luffy: "Hey Guys! What Happened?"

Sanji then Lit up his Cigar as he blew out A Puff of smoke angrily!

Sanji: "We were right behind you until Moss head got us lost."

Zoro: "It did not."

Sanji: "You Literally confuse North with Up Idiot!"

Zoro: "That was two years ago curly brows and you still won't let that shit go!"

Sanji: "Make me Shitty swordsman!"

Zoro: "You're asking for it!"

Nami: "WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE SHUT UP!?"

Sanji then begins Totally Simping for Nami as you could do nothing but Facepalm!

Sanji: "Ah, Nami Swan You are completely right we should shut up~ Oh, and is that Chancellor Y/n~ Chancellor Y/n you are so beautiful and Adorable and-~"

Just then Shion nearly cut his head off and she was angry!

Shion: "You Touch her and You die, Pirate!"

Zoro: "Heh, I think I'm starting to like her."

Sanji: "FUCK YOU MOSS HEAD! You're Completely fine Sweet Shion~"

Shion: "Oh Brother..."

Luffy: "I told you guys! They're some of the best damn crew in the entire world!"

Just then you can all see Some Massive storm clouds roll over the Horizon as you all then felt A Terrible chill down your spines and you could all guess what That Means!

Shion: "What's that?"

Nami: "Shit! Thriller bark must be moving closer faster than I thought! We need to get everyone before they start Invading!"

Y/n: "Right, Shion Take Note of this, Send A Message to the entire City and get All of the council to protect the city while everyone else evacuates! Also, Get Aqua on this, she could be useful for once!"

Shion: "Yes, Ma'am! Right away Ma'am!"

Luffy: "Hahahahahaha! This is gonna get really exciting!"

Nami/Zoro/Sanji: 'That's our Captian for you, A Real Idiot...'

Little did you know that things are gonna get really crazy from here on out!

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