The sun Rose over the Village as you opened your eyes and Let out A Cute Yawn as you then rolled around and you realized you were on top of A Pile of Hay, and You got Staw all over your Clothes!

Y/n: "Ick, Theres Hay all over my Clothes!"

You then Got off of the pile and you Began Slapping the Hay off of your Clothes, as You looked around! You were stuck inside of A Barn and there was A Bunch of Gold, Clothes, and Other Stuff, and You realized something strange!

Y/n: "Oh my God they live here!? This is A literal Pig Sty! Shit... Shit, Shit, Shit! Out of all the people I had to befriend it's A Group of Losers! Eh, Atleast the Girls are Hot! Just gotta wait for Honker Heaven... Just gotta wait for it... Wait, Where is everyone anyways?"

BOOOM!!!

Y/n: "Shit is this Place Being Attacked!? Light Spell: Teleport!!"

You then Teleport out of the City and outside of the Village where it's Being attacked by A Ton of Demons!

Y/n: "Oh Geez..."

You then Noticed your New Friends being Harassed by some Dullahan Yelling at them!

Beldia: "... AND I AM TIRED OF YOU CONSTANTLY BLOWING UP MY CASTLE!!! IT'S SO GODDAMN ANNOYING!!!"

Beldia The Dullahan

Megumin: "Whatever you say Pervert..."

Beldia: "AND I AM NOT A PERVERT GODDAMNIT!!"

Just then This Beautifulwoman Came out and The Size of her Boobs! Goddamn! If more woman is like that then I might be Honker Heaven soon!

Wiz

Wiz: "Beldia, It's me Wiz! AND DON'T YOU DARE ROLL YOUR HEAD UNDER MY DRESS AGAIN! Just don't attack the Village! Please!"

Beldia: "Wiz, My Dear, It's not that! I wanna kill that Crimson Girl!! She Blow up My Castle again!! I'm gonna kill her!!"

Megumin: "Look, You headless Freak! It's-!"

Y/n: "Me. It's me. I'm the girl your looking for."

Everyone: "WHAT!?"

Beldia: "A little Girl? A Little girl!? HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! A LITTLE GIRL!? Pfffft, HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my Fucking god you expecting me to believe that!?"

Y/n: "Earth Spell: Quake Quake!!"

You then Activated your spell and Unleashed Your Attack on Beldia's Army Wiping out A Major Portion of them!

Everyone: "WHA!?/ HOLY CRAP!/ SHE'S SO POWERFUL!/ HOW!?/ AMAZING!"

Y/n: "You believe me Now?"

Beldia: "So I do now. Then Give me what You Got."

Y/n: "You bet! Um... Light Spell: Light Blade!!"

Spell: Light Blade

Mp Cost: -3 Second

Level 1/10

Effect: Summons A Energy Blade from your hand that Can cut through Most Things!

You then Swung Your Light Blade At Beldia and You cut through his chest leaving A large Red Scar and He got mad!

Beldia: "YOU DAMN BRAT!"

He then begun swinging his Blade of Darkness at You! And you decided to look at his Stats!

Y/n: "Read!"

Name: Beldia

Species: Dullahan/Boss

HP: 600

Mp: 400

Y/n: "Wow, He is so Powerful! FINALLY!"

You then Began Taking your Light Blade and Began striking Beldia over, and Over, and Over again making him drop his head to the Ground as he Fell over!

You then Grab his Head and Smiled as he Freaked out!

Y/n: "Earth..."

Beldia: "Noooooo..."

Y/n: "Spell..."

Beldia: "No! No! No! No! No!"

Y/n: "QUAKE QUAKE!!!"

Beldia: "FUUUUUUUUU-!!!"

You then Began destroying his head and Body, as his entire army had been wiped out with Very Few survivors who ran off to Hide!

Y/n: "I'm... I'm so Low on Mana... But I did it... Huh? I leveled up!"

HP: 400 (3+ per Second)

MP: 98/700 (4+ Per second)

Strength: 50

Dexterity: 90

Constitution: 70

Wisdom: 60

Intelligence: 90

Charisma: 150

Y/n: "WOW! I guess Beldia is all I needed to do to Level up! I have to Celebrate! I'm A Hero Now!"

Later!

Everyone was now in Village celebrating their victory as You were all Drinking Ale, with you in your weight, as You got Drunk off your ass!

Y/n: "Hahahahahaha!! YES! Hic! Bring me more Ale, More Food, More Boobies! Hic! Hahahaha!"

You were being Served by the Town's Bar Owner, Named Luna, who was busy Blonde, and You just love her, especially in your drunken State!

Luna: "Here You go Hero~!"

Luna!

Y/n: "Hahahaha! Hic! I love you Women! I'm the biggest hero this side of the world!"

Megumin: "Should we Stop him?"

Kazuma: "Nope. Aqua's A bigger concern."

Aqua: "HIC! Why won't anyone love me!?!?!?"

Y/n: "Well Hic! I love you Aqua! And You're Boobies! HIC!"

You then fall onto the ground, still Drinking A bottle of Sake!